Name: Skate Dad / 100% No Stress Day
Released: 2021-01-07
Cast: J.G. Quintel, Gabrielle Walsh, Jason Mantzoukas

1) shoat

Hey, how'd you know "shoat" meant pig?
2) laugher

[ Laughs ] We've got uppers, downers, laugher, screamers,
3) brontosaurus

Anybody want to see me make a Brontosaurus?
4) oof

Wah! Oof!
5) screamer

[ Laughs ] We've got uppers, downers, laughers, screamer,
6) taint

Emily: Dang, Josh. I can't believe they put a metal plate on your taint.
7) porta

from a dude in a porta-potty again.
8) thug

Head Thug: No way out now, Jabronis!
9) nerd

Two nosey nerd!
10) stripper

Stripper clowns, hamburglers,
11) artisan

This local meat artisan runs the only business in town
12) cashmere

Sweet cashmere Jesus!
13) vodka

tampons soaked in vodka, and your favorite --
14) skateboard

[ Gasps ] Whoa! My old skateboard!
15) cashier

The cashier? Nah. He doesn't know what he's doing.
16) thief

and, frankly, rather cartoonish kind of meat thief, okay?
17) enthusiast

That word means enthusiast,
18) nonsense

Dr. Glandz mentioned some nonsense about stress,

1) someday

Someday, you'll be bombing hills just like your dad used to.
2) legally

I had it legally changed.
3) okay

You okay, Candy Cane?
4) obviously

Uh, excuse me, sir. Obviously, you're a little agitated.
5) doubt

No doubt. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
6) actually

Wait, this is actually kind of fun.
7) kind

Haha! You know what? Your metal plate is kind of cool.
8) soon

How long till this hits? Soon-ish?
9) enough

Enough with the nice-guy act.
10) though

Does it hurt, though? The only thing that's hurting is my heart,
11) fast

so check-out should be fast.
12) together

Come on, baby. Hold together.
13) ever

All he ever did was point at his watch angrily.
14) least

At least I'm trying my best, unlike my dad.
15) always

We always have the earthquake ham.
16) hard

I know it means a lot to Candice that you're trying so hard.
17) never

My dad never took me skating,
18) again

from a dude in a porta-potty again.

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