Name: Love's Tender Rampage
Released: 2018-09-03
Cast: Abbi Jacobson, Eric André, Nat Faxon

1) chambermaid

He's sleeping with the chambermaid. And she's sleeping with the chambermaid.
2) beanstalk

Send her back up whatever beanstalk she rode in on.
3) swagger

I know. So much swagger, right? He's, like, ugly-sexy.
4) scone

I'm losing it now, but I think it was about scone?
5) damsel

So, tell me why the damsel flock to you,
6) positivity

you'd find out that we're all about peace and love and goddamn body positivity!
7) exhale

And on the exhale, Elfo will tell us more about his girlfriend.
8) charade

You help me keep up the charade a bit longer.
9) stench

No flower could have a stench as beautiful as yours, honey.
10) iguana

It was fun stabbing all those iguana in that box.
11) crumb

[Bean] No, he gets crumb everywhere.
12) sweetie

How was your trip, sweetie?
13) rampage

We ain't having no giant rampage in here.
14) liar

It sorta seems like you might be a liar.
15) instinct

Why didn't we give in to our instinct?
16) plague

-[screams] Are we in the plague pit? -[man] You are!
17) kindness

I never had to stoop to kindness or charm.
18) jerk

Really. I know I'm a jerk and a liar, Miss Giant Lady.

1) imprison

we're both imprison.
2) ooze

She ooze grace and a shiny trail wherever she goes.
3) flock

So, tell me why the damsels flock to you,
4) crawl

I crawl through a door and saw a rainbow,
5) owe

Elfo, I owe you an apology, man. I totally saw your girlfriend back there.
6) sweep

You said to act pathetic to these women. Then you swept in and stole them.
7) validate

This validate my bigotry!
8) poison

Is your dinner poison? The answer may surprise you.
9) steal

You said to act pathetic to these women. Then you swept in and stole them.
10) trap

Wow, you're trap in a pretty sad life.
11) attract

What can I say? I'm attract to people who are good at their job.
12) reward

And if we succeed, how shall I be reward?
13) laugh

no matter how hard I laugh.
14) lie

I lie because I was too insecure to admit I tried to kiss you.
15) throw

I've come to slay the mean lady who threw me off a cliff and ate my horse.
16) taste

Ugh! That was stuck in my throat for days! Oh, my mouth taste like a barn.
17) lose

I'm losing it now, but I think it was about scones?
18) ride

Send her back up whatever beanstalk she rode in on.

1) tragically

So tragically young.
2) darn

That's why I love her. She's so darn smart.
3) wherever

She oozes grace and a shiny trail wherever she goes.
4) personally

Personally, I prefer to watch the news.
5) obviously

Don't listen to him. You're obviously a great couple.
6) definitely

Uh, definitely not.
7) alone

Want me to ask if you're gonna die alone, or are we good?
8) perhaps

Perhaps I'll see you in the dining room, then?
9) sometimes

Because sometimes I feel like a freak, too.
10) actually

Oh, man, I actually feel kind of bad.
11) kind

Oh, man, I actually feel kind of bad.
12) along

Come along.
13) enough

I haven't lived long enough to give up on my dreams yet.
14) though

Hmm, kinda took you a long time to bring her up, though.
15) far

Yes, really far away.
16) together

It's too bad we never experienced bliss together.
17) else

but you have a hidden rage inside you that no one else can see.
18) ago

Bean, I should've confessed this a long time ago, but I was too ashamed.

1) inflamed

♪ I got the stinger on my dinger And now it's all inflamed ♪
2) legit

Because she is legit and totally real and very special to me!
3) insecure

I lied because I was too insecure to admit I tried to kiss you.
4) pathetic

Chicks love pathetic.
5) ashamed

Bean, I should've confessed this a long time ago, but I was too ashamed.
6) mute

Hmm, I'll hit mute.
7) unreal

Your nose is so beautiful. Everything's so unreal.
8) inevitable

Brace yourselves for the inevitable visualizations.
9) profound

I also had this profound realization.
10) supportive

Uh, a supportive one. She can fight her own battles.
11) calm

Elfo, don't freak out. Just stay calm.
12) gorgeous

I was a gorgeous nobleman before I became a pig.
13) curious

Well, now I'm really curious to meet her.
14) desperate

Oh, I'm desperate. Please, I'll do anything.
15) weird

Huh, weird.
16) rough

Wow, looks like it got pretty rough.
17) attractive

and see if there's any attractive singles in our area waiting to talk to you.
18) sad

You're sad and hideous. Play it up.

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