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00:23:39
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1049
Uh, a mani-pedi? Was there a sale at Barneys?
- He's under sedation, so he's out. - I'm feeling better.
Uh, a mani-pedi? Was there a sale at Barneys?
He killed his father with a shovel.
Okay, let's try it one syllable at a time. Okay, so repeat after me.
...the regional dialect of my French town of Estée Lauder.
PHOEBE: Hi. JOEY: Hey!
He didn't poop while we were there.
Why are you wearing my apron?
- Horseback riding? - Would fall off a lot.
I have an audition for this play, and I have to speak French...
Oh, champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach.
- Archery? - No.
Oh, there's always so many people, and they're being corral like cattle.
Well, um, was he falsely accuse of something?
Well, if it annoy you so much, then why do you do it?
When you put your feet up on my bed, you tug on my catheter.
I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly bake cookies.
So, what's new with you? Knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advise sympathy sex, just do it.
It's unbelievable. She was suppose to meet me a half-hour ago with Emma.
When she gets here, is it okay if I introduce you two as my wife...
I think we solve the mystery of the heart attack.
- Uh, did the TV wake you? - No.
I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.
I treat you with respect and understanding.
Well, um, was he falsely accused of something?
I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.
Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday, and I thought about it a lot.
So, what's new with you? Knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
- Would we treat him any differently? - I'd keep an eye on him.
Yeah, he's gonna be fine, but he's heavily sedated.
Oh, God, what was it? The thing we hardly ever do, or the thing we never do?
- Whenever you're ready, Joey. JOEY: Right. Ahem.
Ha, ha, seriously, stop it. I'm gonna jump on you.
Yeah, it's almost definitely him.
In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex, just do it.
How could you possibly think that?
- I mean, you can't be alone right now. - No, come on, I'm totally okay.
By the way, how was that yearlong dig in Cairo?
...because, uh, my throat is feeling a little scratchy. I don't wanna infect him.
He's probably got a tattoo that says "Mom" on his shovel-wielding arm.
No, I was too impatient. So let's try it again.
...which, according to my résumé, I'm fluent in.
...I wouldn't have woken up feeling stupid and embarrassed.
- He's unconscious. We'll be just fine. - Okay.
It's unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me a half-hour ago with Emma.
- Are you awake? - Of course I'm awake.
- Ross, please. Don't be so scared of him. - I am not scared of him. I'm really sick.
You are upset about your father, and you're feeling vulnerable...
Right. Is it painful?
You are upset about your father, and you're feeling vulnerable...