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00:22:46
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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...to pick up a couple of dozen linzer tortes for someone...
How do you know a mugger?
RACHEL: Mm-hm. -...that eggnog in our fridge was great!
Okay. Have you considered using a girl with huge knocker?
Wait, wait, wait! Congratulations. You did it.
- That's great! - There's gonna be some grunt work...
Oh, yeah! What was his superpower again?
- What are they? - Prototype sneaker.
Oh, I can't. I've got a date with that waitress, Katie.
I mean, well, it's just that I've always felt kind of like an outsider.
...to get in the young mindset, see if it sparks anything.
PHOEBE: Hey, you! - Hey.
A superhuman thirst for knowledge.
No, listen, if you insist on this...
...to get in the young mindset, see if it spark anything.
- Phoebe and I got mug! - Are you okay?
- No. Leonard doesn't wait. - But I am burst with Yoo-hoo!
Well, I've been bless with a lot of great roles.
And I smell bacon. Ha, ha.
No, it wasn't. You don't think I would have defend myself against a 14-year-old--?
- I can't believe you're still doing this. - Ah, I know. But I quit smoking.
I'm so sorry. You're not suppose to say "long pause."
When they shoot you out of that cannon--
Maybe he falls. Maybe he hurt himself.
"They're so uncomfortable, it's like getting kick in the nuts for your feet."
No. Thank you so much for coming in. We appreciate it. Thank you.
...when out of nowhere, this thug with a pipe jumps out and says:
- You wear them all the time. - They're not called sneakers anymore.
Seriously, you're an intern?
...because apparently walking is too much exercise.
Yeah, I know we've only gone out, like, twice, but I don't know...
Absolutely amazing.
Sure, go ahead. Oh, sorry. Sure, go ahead.
Joey, here we go! Let's go. Very quickly.
- You were? - Yeah. And it was pretty traumatic.
Maybe the monkey will be at the audition.
And as you probably already know, this is Leonard Hayes.
I almost lost a cousin because of bad wireless service.
No. Actually, you might wanna stay away from Jane Street.
Yes. Plus which, you've got this, I don't know, this squirmy quality...
A superhuman thirst for knowledge.
Humiliating and noble.
- You were? - Yeah. And it was pretty traumatic.
- Oh, my God! - Unbelievable! Oh, my God! Oh!
"They're so uncomfortable, it's like getting kicked in the nuts for your feet."
...and, um, preteen comic-book nerds were my meat.
Well, there was actually a rather lively discussion about the Pleistocene--
But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat.
- That is awful. - I wasn't rich like you guys, okay?
- What happened? - Oh, he said I wasn't urgent enough.
Okay, just relax, Phoebe. Just stay calm.
Don't make me more nervous than I already am!