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00:22:00
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
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novelties and befuddlement,
cardboard cut-out of female news reporter shandra jimenez!
What's your opinion, sheriff blub?
Your microphone's a turkey baster, Toby.
- Eeech! - I like your gumption, kid.
It's a total kerfuffle!
Now, you kids wash up. We got another long day of fleecing rube tomorrow.
Steve is going to fit an entire cantaloupe in his mouth.
Wax Stan, I hope you're pickin' pockets in wax heaven.
Dipper, we've come so far. We can't give up now.
You ready, little fella?
Footprints in the shag carpet.
sequin or llama hair?
I decapitate Larry King.
- What?! You take that back, sheriff blub! - What? - What?
They got scald!
Aw. You sneeze like a kitten.
it seems you've really "quack" the case.
A haunt garage sale, son!
And I owe it all to one person...
- We're curse! - Cursed! Cursed!
I'm hopping after a rat that stole my ear!
It's where the pole thingie attach to their stand dealies.
He hang out at this crazy-intense biker joint downtown.
Now, you kids wash up. We got another long day of fleecing rubes tomorrow.
My men have examine the evidence,
Applaud sarcastically!
I love this guy! Don't you go nowhere.
and this is obviously an accident.
- It certainly is. - Next question.
Finally we can be alone,
Finally we can be alone,
- No. - You know, letting me lead you outside,
- Listen, little girl... - Hey, actually, I'm...
some kind of, I don't know, Goblin Man.
You were right all along, Dipper! Wax people are creepy!
Furious enough for murder!
On the bright side, though, look what we found.
Dipper, we've come so far. We can't give up now.
Line up for some affectionate noogying.
Boy, I'd be pretty embarrassed if I was you two!
It was a charmed life for us cursed beings.
- We're cursed! - Cursed! Cursed!
Adorable?
Boy, your little knees must be sore
I've heard about a cutting remark, but this is ridiculous.
Hot Belgian waffles!
But when your uncle was asleep, they would rule the night.
Mabel, I have very keen powers of observation.
You have the right to remain impressed
It's enormous!
So, did you get rid of all the wax figures?