Name: My First Day
Released: 2018-12-17
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) uraemia

What is uraemia?
2) beeper

These are your beeper. From now on, they control your life.
3) tox

Bambi, here's Mrs Lenzer's tox screen.
4) ailment

Dr Dorian, can you tell me what ailment most often...
5) stethoscope

The stethoscope, the beeper, a doctor, got it?
6) murmur

Look, Mr Burski, I heard a systolic murmur in your heart,
7) dork

I'm a dork. A dork. I'm a dork.
8) subconscious

What about his subconscious?
9) necrosis

The necrosis and infected stool most likely indicate what, Dr Dorian?
10) bathtub

Carla, do you spray the perfume on or fill your bathtub up
11) sweetheart

I hate the ''darlings'', the ''sweetheart''.
12) circumstance

Under no circumstance are you to compromise our no-talking agreement.
13) scrub

that you're nothing but a large pair of scrub to me?
14) dementia

Man's 92, has dementia, doesn't know we're here.
15) diagnose

Diagnose, test. Medical interns...
16) champ

Hey, champ. First night on call starts soon, huh?
17) intern

The surgical intern are gonna go grab a beer.
18) freak

I'm surprised that freak isn't in there with him.

1) puke

I got puke on.
2) beep

My first code. Someone's heart fails, they beep everyone.
3) sneak

Or snuck some skinny college boy up to your sorority room.
4) turf

- I'm supposed to be in intensive care. - We just turf him there.
5) forgive

I forgive her.
6) realise

You realise, of course, I have no idea who Turk is,
7) pause

I know. I would've laughed if you'd pause.
8) smell

- and splash around in it? - I smell nice.
9) screw

and she screw my brains out.
10) attach

The guy was just sleeping, attach to a faulty monitor.
11) laugh

I know. I would've laugh if you'd paused.
12) sue

The hospital doesn't wanna be sue.
13) suppose

- I'm suppose to be in intensive care. - We just turfed him there.
14) kick

you'll be kick out so quick, your head'll spin.
15) lie

I lie before. I'm scared every second.
16) crash

He crash. The attending thinks it was a pulmonary embolism.
17) promise

Because I promise you, we're a family here.
18) treat

If the patient has insurance, you treat them.

1) unbelievably

- An unbelievably annoying tool. - Yeah.
2) mentally

older and sorta checked-out, mentally.
3) definitely

you're definitely not allowed to talk.
4) carefully

I'm gonna say this as carefully as possible,
5) extremely

in most of their songs, they use an extremely volatile racial slur.
6) exactly

The way he looked exactly the same,
7) finally

Finally, doctors, if there is a mistake, don't admit it to the patient.
8) otherwise

and I would never use the word otherwise,
9) almost

Turk almost had sex in the on-call room.
10) actually

Did you actually just page me
11) kind

You know, kind of.
12) soon

Hey, champ. First night on call starts soon, huh?
13) along

My question is this: if we're both singing along,
14) enough

Your job is to stay sane enough so when someone does come in that you can help,
15) later

- Place an IV for me. - We'll talk later.
16) though

Bad news, though. She doesn't have the insurance to cover it.
17) fast

Tell me if I'm going too fast, OK?
18) together

Chris Turk's my best friend. We roomed together in college and med school.

1) uraemic

You're off the hook if you can tell me what to look for in a uraemic patient.
2) frazzled

- I'm just frazzled. - How could you not be?
3) mesenteric

Superior mesenteric insufficiency.
4) sane

Your job is to stay sane enough so when someone does come in that you can help,
5) skinny

Or snuck some skinny college boy up to your sorority room.
6) volatile

in most of their songs, they use an extremely volatile racial slur.
7) deceased

Of course, if the patient is deceased, and you're sure,
8) renal

But she's a second away from total renal failure.
9) disappointed

and because of all the expectations, you were disappointed?
10) harmful

To see if your gas could be harmful to others.
11) gentle

Don't be gentle, get it in there.
12) infected

The necrosis and infected stool most likely indicate what, Dr Dorian?
13) excited

You must be excited.
14) intensive

- I'm supposed to be in intensive care. - We just turfed him there.
15) surprised

I'm surprised that freak isn't in there with him.
16) broke

The door is broke. Probably the fifth time or so it don't open.
17) rough

which is everything, and if you have a really rough admission...
18) alive

Advances that keep people alive who should've died a long time ago.

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