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00:22:15
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Why cheesing? Because it's "fon to due."
It's like you're running away on some high octane
The key proponent of the cat ban has been charged with cheesing in a public park.
It's the newest drug craze and it's killing your kids!
If you stick your nose up their crotch and snort their piss, they can kill you.
Goodbye, Scrambles! We'll miss you!
like sniffing glue or licking toad or fermenting feces or huffing paint.
Then why did your mother find this in your dresser drawer?!
We sometimes sneak out during recess and our friend named _ goes and gets her cats.
Now if you're ready to dive into overdrive
You show such kindness in such darkest of times.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
Drive it on up, let's cruise awhile
You fucking asshole!
Gerald, what are we gonna do? Our son is a cat-pee addict!
and I knew Kyle would have the same sickness as I use to have.
...she's riding on a razor's edge
My cousin in Florida said kids in their school get high off of cat pee.
I see that you are entice by my daughter's awesome, rocking tits.
This sixth grade girl said she's been snort cat piss for several months.
Yeah, and where's he gonna find cats anyway? They've been outlaw.
We sometimes sneak out during recess and our friend named _ goes and gets her cats.
Dude, we've got a big problem. Cartman says Kenny is really mess up.
Do you feel anything? - Well, Kenny, are you buzz?
Well, I suppose I'll get in just as much trouble for four cats as for two.
Kenny, all you did after the cat pee in your face
School children are often experiment with dangerous ways to get high, m'kay,
Ever since that first time Kenny cheese, he hasn't been the same.
but if we ever catch you cheesing again, we're gonna tell on you.
This must be decide at the Breastriary in Nipopolis!
and is also refer to as cheesing.
Yeah, I guess so.
...and then you fight the Boobgoblin in the Gazangas Cave.
Every time she reach for the goal
Dude, that cat urine really fuck you up. You were seriously tripping balls.
You guys are wasting your time. - Yeah, it's not gonna work.
Drive it on up Let's cruise awhile
All right, we're all sufficiently scared, Gerald, but what can we do?
My little Nishka, she has nowhere else to go.
I'm sorry, you'll just have to find somewhere else to...
Huffing cat urine apparently causes a euphoric state...
Oh, no, no. I cannot possibly take in another.
Why couldn't you leave me alone?! - Kenny!
Then again, perhaps I could find space for just this one more.
We sometimes sneak out during recess and our friend named _ goes and gets her cats.
Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
Kenny, I know we're super cool and everything,
Well, it's not actually cat urine.
I can't hide any more cats, Mr. Kitty. I'm in trouble enough as it is.
School children are often experimenting with dangerous ways to get high, m'kay,
Leave your troubles far behind
Cheesing is spreading fast.
Mr. Kitty, you have to be quiet or else they're gonna find you.
Ever since that first time Kenny cheesed, he hasn't been the same.
With my supe lawyer powers, we can rid our town of cats,
Huffing cat urine apparently causes a euphoric state...
Now a cat is in our home and it's too tempting!
Scrambles, so good to have you back! You ain't sore at us, are ya?
Yes, poor Mr. Kitty, are you just so upset right now?
They're innocent victims in this, Kyle!
The titties on the girl... they were incredible!
Mr. Kitty, you have to be quiet or else they're gonna find you.
School children are often experimenting with dangerous ways to get high, m'kay,
I have written up a bill that would make having a cat illegal in the city of South Park.
It's our fault. The people who use cats for their sweet urine,
On heavy metal it's the only way that you can travel...
M'kay, kids, we have something very serious we need to discuss today, m'kay?
You fucking asshole!
Yes, poor Mr. Kitty, are you just so upset right now?
What are you doing with cats in your attic, fat ass?!
You show such kindness in such dark of times.
Kids do it because it's legal. What can you do before it's too late?