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00:19:20
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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How about we put a whoopee cushion on his office chair?
...regarding the recent so-called discovery of magnetic monopole in spin ices.
You're like a standup comedian.
...in, say, the delicious caramel that is Halle Berry?
I'm sorry. Fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act.
Plus, I've been kind of talking some smack about you.
- The board of directors. Abort! Abort! - There is no abort.
Well, see, it took two years for the snail to...
Kripke, I found the nozzle. I'm going to kill you.
With all that helium in you, you're lucky you don't float away.
...is figure out a way to exact vengeance on Kripke, like...
- How could you not put in an abort? - I made a boo-boo, all right?
...for their support and encouragement In this enterprise.
I didn't come to help. I came to mock.
...who says, "What the heck was all that about?"
...in seeking out the optimum mate for the propagation of his genetic line.
A solution of hydrogen peroxide and one of saturated potassium iodide.
The cultural paradigm in which people have sex after three dates.
A solution of hydrogen peroxide and one of saturate potassium iodide.
You flatter me, sir.
He broke out and poison Gotham's water supply.
Sheldon, you remind me of a young Lex Luthor.
I just always thought when I finally settle down into a relationship...
- I refuse to sink to his level. - You can't sink.
The reaction will be trigger when Kripke reaches the center of the room.
- I never admit defeat. - Good.
- Raj. - You laugh.
...I suppose I could poison Kripke.
All soap up and no place to go.
- What exactly does that mean? - He struck out.
...this video is being Instantly upload to YouTube.
Don't you just hate when this happen?
I dream to once again Kiss your lips
The reaction will be triggered when Kripke reach the center of the room.
I hear you're gonna be on the radio...
She agree to go out with you for free. What more do you need?
...for putting him in the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.
...thanks to a dollar bill discreetly placed in the night janitor's shirt pocket.
Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified...
I do not judge a book by its cover. I am interested in the person underneath.
...this video is being Instantly uploaded to YouTube.
Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified...
...is that it has only one pole, hence, "monopole."
I mean, obviously, he isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.
This is truly the Sheldon Cooper way to get even.
- What exactly does that mean? - He struck out.
I just always thought when I finally settled down into a relationship...
In fact, it's better if you don't. Otherwise, the rest of us look bad.
Actually, I think a lot of them are Jewish.
Plus, I've been kind of talking some smack about you.
I know now It was too soon To talk of love
Fair enough. When's your break?
So two years later, there's a knock on the door.
I mean, obviously, he isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.
He'll sit down and it'll sound like he's flatulent even though he's not.
There are several toxic chemicals that would be untraceable in an autopsy.
...but let's dial it back to a nonlethal form of vengeance.
...creating a little exothermic release of oxygen.
...trolling around for neurotic little weasels.
Well, you know, it's not unheard of...
Okay, now you're just being unrealistic. Anyway, that movie was 20 years ago.
However, on an unrelated topic, I'm never getting out of this bed again.
Howard, look this over and tell me what's unclear to you.
Then you're insane.
...in seeking out the optimum mate for the propagation of his genetic line.
...for the less educated in the audience to understand.
I gotta say, I am really impressed.
...in, say, the delicious caramel that is Halle Berry?
There are several toxic chemicals that would be untraceable in an autopsy.
- Very cool. Congratulations. - Thank you. My mother is very excited.
This is brilliant, Sheldon.
That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me.