Name: Faith Based
Released: 2020-10-24
Duration: 1 h 32 min
Cast: Lance Barber, Luke Barnett, Tanner Thomason

Words to remember

Nouns

1) tugboat

I need it to look like not one kid has ever taken the tugboat
2) weirdo

...sometimes, only the weirdo show up.
3) motherfucker

Who's playing pool, motherfucker?
4) mustache

That mustache looks like a rat got stuck on a glue trap.
5) teammate

Teammates have to communicate in order to work. There's no lying in team.
6) shroud

♪ And pieces of the shroud You did wear ♪
7) walkway

♪ Yeah, clouds and golden walkway ♪
8) remnant

♪ And nails And remnant of hair ♪
9) plow

This is a farming drama called Jesus Plows.
10) bartender

[Tanner] Evidently, preachers and bartender have a lot more in common than you may think.
11) fucker

Who do you work for, fucker?
12) abode

I'm at the right abode all right ,funny guy.
13) cul

What do you say we make it a cul-de-sac?
14) sucker

What kind of sucker would invest in an imaginary dream
15) salesman

Now, you being a fine tea salesman,
16) ado

And now, without further ado,
17) fungus

Make sure you get at the micro fungus. It hides in the cracks.
18) savior

for our Lord and savior's body.
19) preacher

[Tanner] Evidently, preacher and bartenders have a lot more in common than you may think.
20) backdrop

My clients' houses are not a backdrop for your pyramid scheme.
21) aroma

aroma of rye and spice and even some grassy notes.
22) carton

a carton of Nicky Steele cigarettes,
23) footprint

When you look back and you see only one set of footprint,
24) audition

- You set up these audition? - Look, you said kids were honest.
25) vodka

Five hundred bucks buys them a bottle of Nicky Steele vodka,
26) peek

You want to take a real little peek into the Nicky Steele crystal ball?
27) flock

But to reach the flock, he needs a master.
28) diva

I don't want to call it a dive because it's nicer than a dive, it's a lounge,

Verbs

1) babysat

Half of them babysat me.
2) destine

There's a part of me that feels like I am destine for bigger things.
3) overdo

I think we overdid it with the green screen suits.
4) misread

I, uh, I guess I... I misread something.
5) revolutionize

Oh, it's completely revolutionize the church.
6) dost

How dost thou leave thine craft mindfully towards the heavens.
7) reconnect

But what if she reconnect with her mom right before the space mons...
8) elevate

Uh, Elevate Church, thank you so much for coming.
9) shred

shred for Solomon, absolutely abdominal for Abraham.
10) cram

his heart's in the right place but his head it's cram way up his ass.
11) perm

He had his fucking hair perm and all that shit.
12) chunk

and then chunk it into the neighbor's yard
13) scare

Oh, don't be scare, it's just me Herman.
14) specialize

Somebody who specialize in explosives in Iraq War Part 1.
15) disappear

So, when the people disappear, so does the money.
16) crush

♪ I'd be crush for sure ♪
17) shout

being chased by aliens and crazy creatures shout out to her creator...
18) recruit

And if I recruit someone else, I get a dollar twenty-five from their sales.
19) leap

Leap up and use the lower gravitational pull to fly yourself toward me.
20) burst

And whose face burst through the clouds to save her?
21) bless

[both] Blessed to be here.
22) grab

but before it hit the ground, somebody grab it
23) pray

Would you mind if I pray over us real quick?
24) chase

being chase by aliens and crazy creatures shouts out to her creator...
25) hang

["I Hung a Cross" by Lambsong playing]
26) adopt

I'm adopt, which I'm thankful for
27) involve

but usually his ideas involve getting other people to help him sell, uh, teas,
28) suppose

Dude, you're suppose to get the missiles by the silo.

Adverbs

1) upfront

There's two offering buckets upfront, if you're feeling generous.
2) evidently

[Tanner] Evidently, preachers and bartenders have a lot more in common than you may think.
3) desperately

Now, we still desperately need to fix that roof.
4) literally

Churches, literally, buy out entire theaters, rent buses,
5) loud

and I have heard you loud and clear.
6) somehow

that might somehow benefit them in the end?
7) essentially

He said, no, you know, essentially, it's about religion
8) perfectly

...the spaceship lands perfectly on Mars.
9) aside

[Luke] Aside from Tanner and, of course, Mr. Perfect,
10) besides

[sighs] Besides, I could use a break.
11) basically

Because, basically, it's sunny in Guatemala 270 days a year.
12) somewhere

Your dad's gonna buy anything that has Jesus in it somewhere.
13) obviously

[scoffs] Now, obviously, all of us have eternal security
14) apparently

Apparently, before Luke came along, our family was pretty well off.
15) definitely

Yeah, that's definitely a weight dropping. Dude, are you doing CrossFit?
16) proud

Proud of you, buddy.
17) eventually

And then, eventually, we're going to need another 100 to fix that roof
18) twice

You get money from him twice.
19) absolutely

shredded for Solomon, absolutely abdominal for Abraham.
20) truly

I truly think God put you in my life for a reason.
21) exactly

- When it's separate? - Yes, exactly.
22) alone

[woman 3] Always remember, if you're ever feeling alone or end up actually alone on Mars,
23) sometimes

My life is good. I have a job sometimes.
24) fucking

It's fucking exhausting. I had two jobs today. My back is killing me.
25) finally

Hey, Mom, we're finally here.
26) instead

they became utter fools, instead.
27) especially

Now, we all have our differences, especially you and I, Hoyt,
28) super

She's super nice. She's also a porn star.

Adjectives

1) prodigal

the prodigal son that's come down from heaven to fix all the problems.
2) exhausting

It's fucking exhausting. I had two jobs today. My back is killing me.
3) devout

oh, and wonderfully devout young man from Growing Pains.
4) poignant

Yeah, like a... like a really intelligent poignant comedy.
5) stale

♪ He's a homeless David Bowie With stale popcorn ♪
6) lucrative

and they're also very lucrative.
7) gravitational

Leap up and use the lower gravitational pull to fly yourself toward me.
8) sober

Yeah, so, uh, after making the movie, Herman got sober.
9) embarrassing

There's nothing more embarrassing than a grown man pushing a scooter.
10) ashamed

Oh, Luke, I am ashamed. How could you, son.
11) thankful

I'm adopted, which I'm thankful for
12) dire

I need some dire straits.
13) foolish

"The result was that their foolish minds became dark and confused.
14) imaginary

What kind of sucker would invest in an imaginary dream
15) diversified

are you really diversified?
16) abdominal

shredded for Solomon, absolutely abdominal for Abraham.
17) shallow

to brown town in the shallow end.
18) blond

Hey, where's your little blond bitch?
19) savage

Number three, eat sugary savage cereal every day.
20) dumb

But, like if this were Dumb and Dumber,
21) epic

Sound design. Sound design has to be epic.
22) enormous

[man 2] I've a very, very small room but my cross is still enormous.
23) eternal

[scoffs] Now, obviously, all of us have eternal security
24) balanced

Hey, jungle monster, I don't think you have a balanced diet.
25) excited

I'm telling you, everyone would be really excited about it.
26) herbal

That's right, I sell tea, herbal weight loss tea. But it really works.
27) presidential

Can you name another wrestler slash actor slash independent presidential candidate?
28) drunk

they can't get drunk, they can't see tits,

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