Name: Love, Guaranteed
Released: 2020-12-02
Duration: 1 h 31 min
Cast: Damon Wayans Jr., Heather Graham, Rachael Leigh Cook

Words to remember

Nouns

1) busboy

The one who got drunk and tried to fight the busboy?
2) swindler

You know, you're not the cheesy swindler I had you pegged for.
3) chlo

It's the only way to keep them apart, you know how many Chloes I've dated?
4) mollusk

If I even eat one mollusk I'll be covered in eczema like the Elephant Man.
5) litigator

-Civil litigator works fine. -[Nick] Civil litigator.
6) thousandth

My one thousandth date.
7) endangerment

It is reckless endangerment of the human heart
8) fingernail

["I Guess Without Fingernails The Hills Become An Obstacle" by Cecil playing]
9) teriyaki

The teriyaki chicken would be nice, if I brought my Epi-pen.
10) rog

Tashi delek. Jug rog nang. Tibetan greeting. Namaste.
11) vigilante

No, Zorro is a vigilante who tracks down ruthless villains.
12) caveman

cavemen used to... to eat.
13) decaf

Excuse me while I drop my decaf in slow motion.
14) loophole

Find a loophole, take the easy cash.
15) padlock

No, your landlord can not put a padlock on your front door.
16) disrespect

No disrespect to the Grand Slam Breakfast, but give a guy some credit, okay?
17) leftovers

You can add the leftovers to your collection.
18) numero

Yeah, two tickets to Hawaii seemed kind of extra for date numero dos.
19) decency

and a sense of common decency.
20) restroom

Because if this is the big speech, I have to use the restroom first.
21) retainer

So, how much for a retainer?
22) misrepresentation

misrepresentation, bait-and-switch advertising,
23) banter

[Melanie] I am loving this whole back and forth banter thing going on,
24) breakup

I haven't heard from Nick since the breakup. He took it hard.
25) crusader

My crusader for justice.
26) pecan

Does the pecan-crusted tuna have nuts in it?
27) loneliness

and I felt loneliness to the deepest core of my essence and I thought,
28) eczema

If I even eat one mollusk I'll be covered in eczema like the Elephant Man.

Verbs

1) accost

A reporter just accost me about Nick's case.
2) predate

Thank you for your time. Your relationship predate my case.
3) poise

She was beautiful, she was poise.
4) entitle

Tenant law stipulates that you're entitle to a pest-free apartment.
5) starve

I'm starving.
6) thwart

The Seattle Transit Authority thwart victims
7) deceive

tell the court how Love Guaranteed deceive and damaged you
8) stalk

Stalked? Harmed?
9) tumble

♪ And we tumble to the ground And then you say ♪
10) crust

It's crust in pecans.
11) scrub

the promise that your company scrub all language of a love guarantee
12) toss

Tossed business your way. Surprised?
13) rig

Busting rig hide-and-go-seek games around the neighborhood.
14) insist

Nick insist on paying the bill, walked me to my car,
15) threaten

Okay. Were you threaten on a date?
16) behave

♪ Children behave ♪
17) inspire

He just really inspire me to do the hard work to heal, you know?
18) peg

You know, you're not the cheesy swindler I had you peg for.
19) curse

This thing is curse. Let's go sit somewhere else.
20) possess

So your car is possess by Tiffany.
21) remind

♪ That remind me ♪
22) tear

But then I slid into home, tore my ACL.
23) propose

Why do you think I propose to Dante after two weeks? It's a jungle out there.
24) deserve

But I hope he does find love one day. He deserve it.
25) smell

-You smell like wine. -A little bit.
26) shake

shook my hand good night. The perfect gentleman.
27) swim

What if you swim?
28) harm

Stalked? Harmed?

Adverbs

1) implausibly

Just 'cause they're implausibly attractive
2) meticulously

that you meticulously documented all of your dates.
3) purposely

As in you just purposely don't eat?
4) awfully

And it seems you've been getting awfully cozy with your client.
5) genuinely

It's like Nick believes he's genuinely looking for love.
6) negatively

to reflect negatively on Mr. Evans' character.
7) luckily

I wouldn't know. Luckily, I've never tried it.
8) intentionally

I had to make sure that you weren't intentionally tanking the dates.
9) someday

Someday, you know, I will. Just not today.
10) professionally

-"Professionally." -[Susan] I'm sorry I ruined your date.
11) technically

the love guarantee technically states,
12) legally

Everyone here knows that that language is legally binding.
13) literally

[Nick] Literally got it.
14) somehow

If Ms. Whitaker somehow thinks the defense’s witness will help her case,
15) somewhere

This thing is cursed. Let's go sit somewhere else.
16) obviously

and I would also obviously need to review any NDA before my client can sign it.
17) definitely

Yes, definitely.
18) apart

It's the only way to keep them apart, you know how many Chloes I've dated?
19) carefully

Really gotta read it carefully.
20) twice

"No man can step in the same river twice."
21) forth

[Melanie] I am loving this whole back and forth banter thing going on,
22) absolutely

Yes, absolutely.
23) truly

Love is guaranteed for those truly looking for it.
24) previously

having previously been burned by love,
25) exactly

What did you eat exactly?
26) alone

["I Think We Are Alone Now" by Tiffany playing]
27) sometimes

We can't always do what we want. Sometimes we need to do what's right.
28) finally

Finally a fun case.

Adjectives

1) blindfold

it is time to rip off the blindfold
2) uptight

You're not the uptight lawyer I assumed you were.
3) transformative

It is a transformative place.
4) unorthodox

I have an idea. It's a little unorthodox, but...
5) idiotic

Who's idiotic idea was it to guarantee love, anyway?
6) obnoxious

Obnoxious, gross, hot only to a certain desperate kind of woman
7) immoral

And it's not just immoral, by the way, it's illegal.
8) deceptive

Well, per the Deceptive Trade Practices Act,
9) bureaucratic

with confusing, endless, bureaucratic red tape.
10) reckless

It is reckless endangerment of the human heart
11) soaked

who tells women to eat nothing but soaked almonds and to steam their...
12) punitive

where we will request one million dollars in punitive damages.
13) prolific

into the strange and prolific dating life of Mr. Nicholas Evans.
14) argentine

You ever been dipped in an Argentine tango?
15) helpless

I mean, my mission is to help the helpless.
16) unpredictable

Love is unpredictable.
17) fictional

but I am looking forward to meeting this probably fictional person.
18) ashamed

We should be ashamed for taking this case.
19) intermittent

So, intermittent fasting, huh?
20) awkward

Better to make conversation than have awkward silence, right?
21) vicious

and it starts over again. It's a vicious circle.
22) imaginary

[Nick] Uh, she told me. She said she has an imaginary friend.
23) barefoot

I went on a two-month, barefoot walkabout through the high grasslands,
24) fraudulent

and other fraudulent behaviors to promote their products,
25) fierce

Kicking ass, taking names, and looking fierce the entire time.
26) adorable

Adorable is a number one red flag.
27) exhausted

I've been on two dates and one no-show, and I am exhausted.
28) tibetan

Tashi delek. Jug rog nang. Tibetan greeting. Namaste.

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