Name: Sausage Party
Released: 2017-02-24
Duration: 1 h 28 min
Cast: Jonah Hill, Kristen Wiig, Seth Rogen

Words to remember

Nouns

1) lavash

A bagel trying to kill a lavash, once again.
2) juicehead

I'm like a full-on juicehead now, bro.
3) nonperishable

We the nonperishable, motherfucker.
4) parsnip

Yes, I do. I'll fill myself with a parsnip or a dill pickle.
5) sauerkraut

The sauerkraut kicked us out of every decent aisle.
6) expediency

But for expediency's sake, you can call me...
7) inhabitant

I am the original inhabitant of this land.
8) boner

You know, my boner still hasn't gone down. Is that bad?
9) whoop

...in the Great Beyond. Jeez! What's the big whoop?
10) toothpick

Gary, did you just throw this fucking toothpick at me, man?
11) toot

It was toot over here, the bun. She grabbed me.
12) motherfucker

I'm going to the Great Beyond, motherfucker!
13) opiate

GUM: The effects of the opiate have dissipated.
14) douche

What do you mean, what am I, dude? I'm a fucking douche!
15) disrespect

No disrespect, but you look fucking gross, bro.
16) fella

Hey, fella. You thinking what I'm thinking?
17) backside

- All over my backside, neck and face. - I'm not gonna listen!
18) ketchup

...that you mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
19) whack

Don't say that. You're starting to sound like that whack-job Honey Mustard.
20) bagel

It was you. You cocksucking bagel fuckface!
21) toothpaste

Maybe I'll really mix it up. Stick a tube of toothpaste in there, huh?
22) dill

Yes, I do. I'll fill myself with a parsnip or a dill pickle.
23) moron

No, no, no, it's not a theory, you moron. It's a fact!
24) crotch

Get your nose out of my crotch!
25) bedside

You, señor, have no bedside manner.
26) booze

That bastard bottle of booze seems to know what's going on.
27) noodle

CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP: Cream of Mushroom?
28) fucker

LAVASH: Donkey fucker!

Verbs

1) destine

I am destine to soak up their sweet juices...
2) smush

I'm sure there's some kind of smush bun out there waiting for me.
3) subjugate

♪ Und subjugate The whole damn Great Beyond ♪
4) deform

Ha-ha. More like 3 inches deep for Barry, you deform nerd.
5) oust

My good friend Tabouli was oust from his shelf...
6) bathe

Being bathe by the hands of a god!
7) shatter

But now that you have shatter one truth, it is time for you to learn...
8) scrape

I was scrape off and discarded...
9) shove

Ha-ha-ha. I sucked a juicy box's dick, and I'm shove up a god's asshole.
10) slump

And then you slump over.
11) relish

Look, sausage, I relish the fact...
12) invent

...we invent it!
13) slit

Now keep it to yourself, or I will slit your throat while you sleep.
14) sneak

We sneak into another package and still be fresh enough to get chosen.
15) chop

Worked on the dude whose head we chop off.
16) ditch

Wa-ha-ha. Looks like you got ditch, bun. Ha-ha.
17) blaze

We blaze for real, 24/7. No joke.
18) beg

I beg them to stop, but they just wouldn't.
19) jerk

We'll all be equal, and then jerk like Troy won't be picking on me all the time...
20) swear

No, wait! I'm still fresh. I swear!
21) expire

We never expire.
22) inspire

You need to inspire them like you inspire me.
23) peel

Yeah, Banana's whole face peel off.
24) breathe

Whoa, dude! Just take it easy, just breathe, dude, just breathe.
25) warn

Oh, you'll see. But I warn you...
26) possess

- The food's fucking possess! - Oh, shit!
27) pledge

♪ Dear gods We pledge our love to you ♪
28) intend

It's just not what the gods intend.

Adverbs

1) irrepressibly

Are you two responsible for my nozzle being irrepressibly fucked up?
2) brutally

That they get brutally devoured.
3) respectfully

Look, Barry, the only way to respectfully honor Frank...
4) luckily

But luckily, it's not too late. Come on.
5) accidentally

Hey. I-- Sorry, I accidentally dropped a few things back there.
6) utterly

...completely and utterly fucked out of being in the Great Beyond.
7) incredibly

I've been dealing with this whole thing incredibly poorly.
8) gently

Hey, dude, I don't know how to say this to you gently, but your girlfriend, um...
9) literally

SAMMY: I literally can't wait to be home.
10) basically

Dudes, basically every single sausage...
11) somewhere

Those monsters are gonna kill Brenda. She's somewhere out there in a cart.
12) obviously

I've obviously never been in a bun before, so...
13) apparently

But apparently there's proof in the Dark Aisle beyond the ice.
14) forever

♪ Forever more ♪
15) eventually

...and eventually found myself stuck to a shoe that dropped me here.
16) twice

They ain't gonna get Honey Mustard twice.
17) truly

No-- Oh, yeah, yeah, he did. They truly are monsters.
18) exactly

I'll tell you exactly what happened in the Great Beyond...
19) alone

...just being left alone over here, don't you know?
20) perhaps

MALE ROBOTIC VOICE: Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
21) sometimes

♪ Sometimes I get nervous And I'll sing! ♪
22) fucking

God, I love them so fucking much.
23) finally

♪ In other words We finally get to fuck ♪
24) otherwise

I have to try. Everyone will die otherwise.
25) instead

They would go out those doors happy instead of shitting themselves.
26) forward

Don't look at me. Eyes forward. Act natural.
27) quite

[IN FOREIGN ACCENT] No, thank you, Mon. I'm quite irie...
28) therefore

And therefore, I have to knock it.

Adjectives

1) imperceptible

Your speech and movements are imperceptible to him.
2) supe

...when I was getting supe, supe, supe baked.
3) insolent

Sausage, control your insolent bun.
4) revolting

Your loose morals are revolting, tip-toucher!
5) insatiable

Their hunger's insatiable, buddy. I mean, fuck.
6) demented

You, Frank, are the plaything of a demented, schlubby Jewish actor named:
7) intolerant

You intolerant piece of shit.
8) tasteless

Twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters! Puppet masters in another dimension.
9) brittle

A thin, brittle version of me.
10) fearful

God, I'm such a fearful coward.
11) disgusting

I will tell you very much that you look fucking disgusting, bro.
12) dope

Fuck, yeah, he did. And it's dope.
13) unparalleled

This is a place of unparalleled sin!
14) respectful

Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't respectful of your beliefs...
15) busted

Look at you. Fucking bent-ass, busted-ass nozz.
16) pristine

My kind once had a pristine aisle.
17) pathetic

You really have. Honestly, it's been pathetic at times.
18) flawed

He's flawed, as are we all.
19) immortal

...and they are immortal!
20) bastard

That bastard bottle of booze seems to know what's going on.
21) amazed

Oh, you'd be amazed what I could fit in here.
22) outdated

...especially in immature and outdated ways.
23) chill

Whoa, just chill. Just get down from the fucking-- Aah!
24) baked

Okay, I'm super baked. My friends are probably wondering where the hell I am.
25) useless

Well, it did. And now you and your stupid, useless bun have fucked us all.
26) bent

Look at you. Fucking bent-ass, busted-ass nozz.
27) savage

Oh, I'm surprised that savage Lavash didn't stone you to death.
28) awful

♪ And nothing awful happens to us In the Great Beyond ♪

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