Name: The Dukes of Hazzard
Released: 2017-09-30
Duration: 1 h 46 min
Cast: Seann William Scott, Johnny Knoxville, Jessica Simpson

Words to remember

Nouns

1) drumstick

You need a napkin to eat them drumstick, boy.
2) loudmouth

...for whoever knocks that loudmouth son of a bitch out.
3) undercarriage

...to check your undercarriage. - Thank you.
4) reenactment

Me and my buddies lose the Gettysburg reenactment every other Sunday.
5) fingernail

- Sleight of hand. - Grow the fingernail out.
6) taillight

I stopped you because your taillight is out.
7) armadillo

While I do, would you be a dear, Bo, and go grab me that armadillo?
8) crawfish

I'm in a crawfish-boiling mood.
9) fella

Round up the fella. I got a job for them.
10) geologist

We're here looking for the brightest young geologist for high-paying jobs.
11) boar

Bo, it's happy hour at The Boar's Nest, and we still got two deliveries to make.
12) ointment

...from "fly in my ointment" to "thorn in my side. "
13) cheetah

Well, thank you. She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine.
14) waitress

See, boys, I told you all the waitress in this place was dog ugly.
15) fugitive

It seems that the "orange-car fugitive" are from right here in Hazzard County.
16) anus

- Don't tell me, it rhymes with "anus. " - Heinous.
17) bunk

Y'all do still share a bunk bed, right?
18) stew

Come on in. I'll put a stew on.
19) nephew

You know, your nephew's won that race four years in a row.
20) autograph

I want you down at that finish line. Sign autograph for the kids.
21) cracker

What's this? What's these cracker doing in our place?
22) steroid

I want him tested for steroid!
23) ditch

- Let's go ditch the truck. - All right.
24) stag

- What about Uncle Jesse? - Wanna ride this stag?
25) rumor

Then we tried to spread those rumor about the Mad Cow Disease...
26) bastard

Why, that slimy bastard.
27) loser

That it was better to lose a lover than to love a loser!
28) sack

Right in the ball sack. God.

Verbs

1) shuck

...is if you shuck her corn.
2) dipstick

Enos, you dipstick, did somebody move my car?
3) assassinate

Dadgum it, you just assassinate a tree.
4) betray

I liked her. You betray that.
5) rattle

Man, that rattle my sphincter.
6) invent

Shoot, some folks even say this is where the apple pie was invent.
7) gall

The way he looks at her gall me. You know what I mean?
8) scatter

They scatter less for when you really wanna blow a hole in something.
9) anus

Hey. You Anus?
10) seize

...I hereby seize this property...
11) pardon

Moreover, as governor, I hereby pardon these boys...
12) spit

You don't have spit.
13) bastard

You get back here, you bastard!
14) abandon

Lot of equipment there for an abandon farm.
15) trump

He said Boss' men seized his land for some trump-up charge too.
16) swear

I swear you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
17) erase

The General erase the competition.
18) expire

Only expire about six months ago, so should have a real nice pop.
19) oppose

All those oppose?
20) vest

"By the power vest in me by the County of Hazzard, Georgia...
21) bounce

I think something bounce up into my undercarriage.
22) bust

- Should've bust a cap in his ass. - Hell, yeah.
23) bump

Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.
24) knock

...for whoever knock that loudmouth son of a bitch out.
25) upset

Y'all really upset some of them construction boys.
26) tear

...is in fact the same car that tore up Atlanta this morning.
27) declare

This court hereby declare that the strip-mining ordinance is dismissed.
28) steal

...have stolen your safe.

Adverbs

1) awfully

Fellas, I'm awfully thirsty all of a sudden.
2) backstage

Well, of course I wanna go backstage. Don't be dumb.
3) emotionally

You told me she wasn't emotionally available for me.
4) someday

- You're gonna get us shot someday. - Not today.
5) backwards

I think you got the wires backwards.
6) legally

...I can't legally mine it, because the county won't let me.
7) hereby

...I hereby seize this property...
8) meanwhile

I'll have it up running in no time. Meanwhile, you boys take my truck.
9) damn

Because they're too damn dumb to find our real one.
10) aside

- Out of the way. - Step aside, please.
11) moreover

Moreover, as governor, I hereby pardon these boys...
12) besides

It's all one big happy hour, Luke. Besides, we're taking a shortcut.
13) basically

Yep, basically everything down here moves a little bit slower...
14) somewhere

You're gonna have to live somewhere else...
15) certainly

Certainly, certainly.
16) nearly

Hey, Mr. Pullman. I nearly shit myself.
17) exactly

It's okay. I know exactly where we're at.
18) earlier

Because she gave me a ride earlier.
19) alone

Oh, no. I never travel alone, sir.
20) sometimes

- That is so true. - Sure, sometimes you crash and burn.
21) behind

How would you feel if the General and I went to Atlanta and left you behind?
22) forward

- Well, I'm looking forward to the race. - Hey, Dil!
23) quite

But Billy Prickett and the General Lee haven't had quite enough driving.
24) round

You gotta keep going round and round.
25) late

Do not be late going to the courthouse.
26) actually

Well, actually, she's my cousin.
27) kind

You see how that sounds kind of..?
28) inside

Unless you need something else blown, I'll go inside and wash my mongoose.

Adjectives

1) purty

Have I told you that you're as purty as a Hazzard County sunset?
2) incriminating

But I tell you what, if I was incriminating information...
3) doomsday

What's it look like? I'm building a doomsday machine...
4) crooked

... and crooked as a hillbilly's smile.
5) restless

... and restless as a couple of cats thrown into a swimming hole.
6) phat

Hey, that's a phat suit there. What, you some type of pimp?
7) refreshing

- Real refreshing. - They are, aren't they?
8) skinny

Get skinny!
9) ridiculous

This is ridiculous!
10) spinal

Spinal bifida.
11) beloved

When I got there, they were not being gentle with your beloved piece of crap.
12) dumb

Because they're too damn dumb to find our real one.
13) gentle

When I got there, they were not being gentle with your beloved piece of crap.
14) sudden

Fellas, I'm awfully thirsty all of a sudden.
15) strict

And I hear they have a rather strict policy on weekend passes.
16) curious

Because she's getting curious about boys, you know.
17) hazardous

... I'm not too hazardous on the roads.
18) weird

It's a little weird he's coming back here to race.
19) careful

Careful, Bo-Bo.
20) tough

He's canny as a fox, tough as a badger...
21) thick

I don't remember the Hazzard phone book being that thick.
22) stupid

You wanna order, or you wanna sit around and make stupid jokes?
23) tall

- No. - He gets tall.
24) korean

I dated a Korean girl in school.
25) okay

It's okay, Bo. Pa ain't here.
26) vertical

Two-inch chrome bolts, vertical and horizontal.
27) exciting

Buckle up, this might get exciting.
28) proud

- ... what it feels like to be proud again. - We love you, Billy!

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