Name: Ejaculation
Released: 2017-10-18

1) bouncin

♪ Passin', dribblin', bouncin', jigglin' ♪
2) milady

-Good night, milady. -Good evening, good sir.
3) palindrome

-It's a palindrome. -Yeah.
4) scumbag

-you do get equal pay. -Your dad's a scumbag DUI attorney.
5) gaggle

-They're always "so busy." -They're a gaggle of rancid cunts.
6) saxophonist

I regret one fight I had with my saxophonist, Studs Dupree.
7) cashew

I had a bald little cashew,
8) snuggle

Pay the snuggle tax.
9) tweezers

Too bad he can't afford tweezers for that unibrow.
10) hairspray

Yeah, we're wearing a ton of hairspray, you psycho!
11) groin

Don't be afraid to lead with your groin, the world's slowest hula hoop.
12) meow

thinking, "Meow-meow, who's got the cream?"
13) weasel

That weasel bailed on you. He's such a slippery little shit.

1) perchance

Oh, hi, Andrew. Would you perchance like to celebrate the autumnal equinox
2) grossly

Either that or you have grossly misquoted him.
3) technically

LaGuardia, and, technically, I live in a storage unit, so...
4) lightly

Nicky, a man can touch another penis or even kiss one, very lightly,
5) honestly

-and honestly, it was too much for me-- -Okay.
6) kinda

And then, you kinda jhoosh it down.
7) importantly

and more importantly her emotions, it doesn't matter.
8) barely

Wow, Jay! I could barely tell
9) literally

I literally never gave a shit about this from the beginning, so--
10) hardly

♪ And I hardly know... ♪
11) anymore

We're not actually butt buddies anymore.
12) perfectly

You're a perfectly normal gross little dirtbag.
13) basically

but I think we're basically on the same page.

1) supe

But it looks like my supe hot eighth-grade date has arrived.
2) autumnal

Oh, hi, Andrew. Would you perchance like to celebrate the autumnal equinox
3) psyched

-Good evening, Jessica. -You psyched for your "big date"?
4) sumerian

So should I pay for my ticket in ancient Sumerian silver?
5) mesopotamian

I get it. Mesopotamian silver mines
6) fallopian

then travel down the Fallopian tube.
7) confrontational

I love magic! It's like juggling, but it's definitely more confrontational,
8) goddamn

-Oh, I would, Missy, but-- -Hey, are you out of your goddamn mind?
9) pubic

Because his pubic hair looked like feathers.
10) swish

From the corner! Swish-hh!
11) savory

"Fallopian." What a savory word.
12) nocturnal

I'm just here to give your friend a nocturnal emission.
13) rancid

-They're always "so busy." -They're a gaggle of rancid cunts.

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