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01:24:48
Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano, Brian Krause
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they like shiny bauble, sea chanteys are the only songs they know,
Oh, a little burdock root and some eye of newt.
If I wrote that slop in my column, I'd be driven out of town.
join a monastery, pray for absolution, but don't put your guilt on us.
In need of reprieve So that I can breathe
Honey, sweets, toot?
Positions! Bogey in three, two, one!
Well, you know, nothing perk up a girl's career
did you mean like old-woman hag or evil-magic hag?
And swordfish, for example, you might as well be munching on a bald eagle.
Now that you mention it, there was a stench under the water.
You want me to use magic for household chore?
No disrespect, but skeletal beings aren't known for their patience.
Place this auger shell over your heart.
out of the demonic wasteland, you know?
Balance chakra, focus chi
with a fish tail coated in glandular slime?
Maybe because you're the best swimmer?
How much do you think the tabloid would pay to see this?
It will draw your immortality inside.
Sorry. I was a medic, not a vet.
No touch. I don't want you or my unborn niece around that.
I'm just a pawn in your twisted scam to win Phoebe back.
were vaporize in the process.
Will someone please get me back to the ocean before I suffocate?
Look, her advice column has been obsess with love ever since you left.
The last two that vanquish him...
Her body erupt in scales.
I am swimming with the dolphins now. I'm bask with belugas.
Yeah, I do. I loathe and despise him, but that's not the point.
Yes. If a mortal profess his love to a mermaid, she becomes human.
I realize that people's reputations precede them,
And swordfish, for example, you might as well be munch on a bald eagle.
Three fishermen mysteriously vanish today
From craving wealth and fame. Now all I crave is the serenity of the sea.
My spell worked, just not the way I envision it.
- You stab him? - Yeah.
Find the one who fled from me
But you didn't get rid of it, you just suppress it.
- I beg your pardon? - Phoebe needs your help.
Cole, if you say that again, I swear I'll scream.
The ocean's floor is litter with bones of mortals who died for love.
there's a "witches be warn" on skeletal beings?
No, she's right. I froze up. Mylie's gone, and it's my fault.
Reminds me of this water demon I read about in the Book.
Hey, that's it. If Cole and Phoebe declare their love...
Tide of evil, washed ashore
Hey, "A good plan violently executed this week
On the swim, technically.
the guy who saved your surprisingly small brain from a bullet yesterday?
Well, maybe if you put your head underwater.
Bodies, blood and pain follow you wherever you go.
She's barely been able to function,
I made the notice larger than legally required.
So why don't you just tell her that you love her, for crying out loud.
raised perfectly normal children before me.
Besides, generations of Halliwell women
I have it somewhere.
Okay, buddy, look. You obviously wouldn't be here if you didn't care.
This kid's adoption is gonna fall apart without me.
Well, unfortunately, we're fresh out of those.
Okay, well, I've seen the nursery, and it's absolutely beautiful,
All you have to do to free yourself is admit how you truly feel about me.
You see, Cole, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
- You sure you can handle this alone? - I'm not alone. I have Piper.
And women, you know, they generally know when a man's in love
could they be bones of mortals that perhaps the Sea Hag killed?
But sometimes a mermaid gets Ionely,
Phoebe was finally happy, and now you're back, and suddenly she's a...
When are you gonna stop being so overprotective?
Mermaids are such poor, defenceless creatures.
I was a spineless coward in the face of evil.
She thinks you're an evil freak with supe powers from hell
You forgot insolent. You're very insolent.
It's a little cramped, though, don't you think?
are impervious to magical powers.
out of the demonic wasteland, you know?
She was careless too.
No touch. I don't want you or my unborn niece around that.
I may be stubborn at times, and late to work often,
It's a fearless spell.
Take Chilean sea bass. I have yet to even spot one.
No disrespect, but skeletal beings aren't known for their patience.
Even tidal waves.
As an immortal being, I'm afraid only you can give up your life.
supernatural or otherwise, I'm at your service.
Shocking and unexpected.
Okay, maybe an unfortunate choice of words.
That is a volatile combination.
And you're insane if you think that I am gonna take you anywhere.
Lead us through the cruel, cruel sea
that my sister sprang from the shallow end of the gene pool.