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00:43:07
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
1160
Sleeping off those tranquilizer you gave him.
I don't want a new cardiologist but Lee's been conducting tests for weeks.
Justin thinks the hydrangea need replacing.
- What? - Wouldn't that be a hoot?
Mm. Is that fennel seed? It's fantastic?
Did she tell you that he served time in prison for manslaughter?
Do you want me to wear a Hazmat suit?
It seemed like a reasonable precaution, since you murdered Martha and all.
Rex was sticking it to that hooker housewife. It's payback time.
No matter what the paternity tests say, it's Carlos' child.
The vow is simple, really.
The wife who never wears makeup and whose clothes smell like a hamper.
you know, with the plumber guy across the street.
You're about to become a fugitive. Is that the life you want for your son?
There's no point in this catastrophe taking both of us down.
Here. Try one of these clam. I bet they're as good as the marinara sauce.
Oh, crap. I forgot my briefcase.
Rex was sticking it to that hooker housewife. It's payback time.
Deidre humiliate this family and she threw our love back in our faces.
Honey, we socialize with them. What am I going to say to Helen?
He killed the cop that tried to bust him, got convict and did his time.
with her manicure nails and her designer outfits.
But Mike's lawyer plead self-defense.
- What? - That smell really soak through, huh?
- I beg your pardon? - The guy.
Everything is either covered in baby spit or chunks of melt crayon.
which is how she came to be married four times.
He bust in on the two of them.
Including her discovery that you and your wife stole a baby.
He can raise this child the way a child deserve to be raised. You can't.
The wife who never wears makeup and whose clothes smell like a hamper.
that bind them together for life
Did this ring belong to Dolores?
and I didn't want you to think that I was cheat on my husband.
John, shut the hell up. Listen to me.
Mike, he kick the habit early on.
She was also hopelessly naive,
Every drab event of her drab life meticulously documented.
in the hopes that they can live happily ever after.
Sadly, some contracts... are made to be broken.
We started to but then... you fell asleep.
You should come back and work for us. You're practically family.
I uh... I kinda like it.
I could barely afford my new dirt bike. How am I gonna handle child support?
[Whispers] But no... You've got to do it officially. You know...
I have some potentially upsetting news.
Sex aside, you're pretty intimate with a guy that's not your husband.
Basically, it's a contract betwen two people
Wouldn't it be great to start over somewhere in the country?
Died at 18 months, apparently from some kind of fall.
Look. It's been pulled apart and put back together.
Unfortunately, you've got the whole story right here.
You are absolutely right.
Previously on Desperate Housewives...
So how about this marinara sauce? I think it's the best I've ever had.
- He can be pretty insistent. - Huh.
and my innermost thoughts.
Every drab event of her drab life meticulously documented.
I have some potentially upsetting news.
Even wearing a smelly T-shirt.
When she was younger, Sophie Bremmer was a hopeless romantic.
One day an undercover cop caught her using.
- [Car horn beeps] - Oh. That's Annabel. How ironic.
had become an unpleasant reality for Lynette.
She was also hopelessly naive,
- Pack up your kid and leave. - That's tricky.
- A little messy but... - I can't wait.
Hi. Whoa. All right. This is the tenth day.
You don't remember the glorious food and the gorgeous scenery and...
- Are the boys asleep? - Tucked in tight.
These are the fantasies of a bored, Ionely woman. They prove nothing.
I've felt awful for two days now.