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00:43:28
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
1409
And this sports blooper dvd you thought would cheer me up.
Sometimes, if you give them a little jiggle,
No! No, I'm looking at the nightstand,
That your stepfather was a wife killer,
Pretty soon, this whole charade will completely unravel,
If that's your way of checking if my brain's gone all tapioca,
He's one of the leads. He's friar tuck. It's a thankless role.
What did the doctors say? Uh, they've got edie on a ventilator,
Since mayonnaise left out in the sun can kill ya.
Could be on its way down the chute at this very moment.
But that pine shields my view of the purcell' backyard,
Oh, don't whine to me about your ache and pains.
Hey, sweetie, what's up?
And all you lovely newcomer.
How could she pull a stunt like this?
Oh, thanks, sweetheart.
He's one of the leads. He's friar tuck. It's a thankless role.
I should have a brunch
Oh! Oh, she doesn't really wanna be jiggle right now.
I beseech thee! Pray that I may join your man--
Bree got stab in the belly!
Or a recently diagnose tumor...
Oh, you don't need to do that. I insist.
Susan, I swear,
Had you bother to pick up the packet.
This marriage is doom.
Is that edie britt never actually intend to die,
This child deserve better.
Uh, she left a note which pretty much blame me.
But that pine shield my view of the purcells' backyard,
We're not engage.
Arrived just in the nick of time
And now we're suppose to parade a little bastard
I'm inviting the whole neighborhood.
That women lie awake and think of the secrets
Why are you smiling right now? Because this is fantastic.
Sadly for edie...
I mean, my ex-lab partner's practically a grandmother.
Besides, parker's expecting to see me.
Regardless, it's all they will think of...
Okay, don't take this personally, but we hate you.
But obviously, I can't come pick you up tonight.
Your garden is absolutely breathtaking.
Previously on...
So our life together is exactly how you pictured it?
But running away to be alone is insane!
Curtains, perhaps.
I watch you sometimes,
Susan and mike finally tied the knot.
And instead, you got a wife who's...
I look forward to meeting you when I'm a little less sweaty. (all laugh)
Or a recently diagnosed tumor...
Almost done.
Is that edie britt never actually intended to die,
He's one of the leads. He's friar tuck. It's a thankless role.
It's demeaning. It's--it's...
Look, I know that it's upsetting,
It might be an impromptu wedding...
Well, that hardly seems extravagant. You're missing the point!
"Brittle bones," um, "loss of sexual desire." okay, before we go any further,
(crying) yep, we're doomed.
The more embarrassing moments of my career,
You were crooked.
Oh! Oh! Retractable!
Her timing was fatally flawed.
Don't you look radiant!
Why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me? Ended it with edie.
I can't do that. Edie's too fragile right now.
Every shocking detail of our lives.
But you say you've been having irregular periods.
If we're gonna have an affair, we've gotta be discreet. Affair?
Lynette got some disturbing news.