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00:43:41
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
901
I'm sorry if the frittata is a bit dry.
Or a shaky banister,
Yeah. Whoop-dee-doo.
Now can you stop this foolishness
(normal voice) what kind of perk are we talking about here?
Every bored housewife who pulls off a decent lasagna
Since when do we have leftovers?
At the various paramedic and policemen
He then made a quiet vow to god--
My doc says I got a bum ticker,
Oh. I wish you'd caught me two chardonnay ago. (chuckles)
(indistinct police radio chatter)
Oh, yeah. I ruined the brunch.
Good-bye doing vodka shots with kate moss,
Catcalls, uh, nasty gesture.
So I said, "pumpkin"--
My doc says I got a bum ticker,
"Hey, you, with the sweater meats!
Devastated that he had done nothing to save me.
I... I dabble in it once or twice,
(lowered voice) I swear, if you touch this phone,
It'll be the last thing I ever fix for you. I'm retiring.
And knock it off the bureau, like an idiot.
On the other, I reported karl's credit cards stolen,
It sounds like what he deserve.
I got dump for a pair of headlights named brandy.
Gabrielle invite us to play poker.
You--you introduce me to all your friends.
I heard you and mike are getting divorce.
Eli scruggs smile and said, "thank you."
Oh, I'd really appreciate that.
Mom, you promise.
Every bored housewife who pull off a decent lasagna
Jackson and I split up.
Oh. I wish you'd caught me two chardonnays ago. (chuckles)
This tragedy had affect them...
Who were all frantically trying to figure out
I kept it for you, just in case you might need it someday.
But sadly,
We could afford it. Well, if I'm not supporting you adequately, my dear,
Well, it was before my husband moved me here to east nowhere.
But you're damn heroic to me.
And somewhere,
Obviously, you want to go.
I... I dabbled in it once or twice,
I'm certainly not about to do it in 5-inch heels."
Exactly how to bring the body down.
You sitting here alone in this big house without any friends.
I just sometimes think
It took an hour for someone to finally notice
From that moment forward,
Eli scruggs sat in his truck for almost an hour,
But it's 85 degrees outside. I've never done this before.
Are actually pretty nice. Yeah. They came by, brought muffins.
(indistinct police radio chatter)
I heard, uh, "stuck-up," "obnoxious," "bitch."
That was insulting and demeaning.
You're insane. We have to go.
What a distinctive name.
Every bored housewife who pulls off a decent lasagna
Everyone is so boring and suburban.
Oh, I'm sure you'll be gentle.
Every bored housewife who pulls off a decent lasagna
Oh, Mr. Swenson, I can't tell you how excited I am.
I'm not surprised. He was a good man.
And a damn good one. So to make this,
I know this is a rough time for you.
I think there's a loose shingle on my roof.
No need to be sad.
Take the overnight bag out to the car.
Now why would you want to do something stupid like that?
Is everything okay?