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01:02:37
Peter Capaldi, Pearl Mackie, Jenna Coleman
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A perfect impersonation of yourself.
So here's a thing - where's the draught coming from?
Brand-new me, whack on the head. Just what it needed.
- you were just like a madman with a box. - Amy Pond,
Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard,
they're going to need a 40% fission blast.
Eight comas, eight disguise for Prisoner Zero.
- Or, actually, a nun? - I dabble.
Carrots? Are you insane? No, wait, hang on.
Poor old Fermat, got killed in a duel before he could write it down.
Are you all right, mister?
What a disappointment you've been.
So what about your mum and dad, then? Are they upstairs?
With outfit. It's a laugh.
Just an aunt.
and they've lost a prisoner. Do you know what that means?
It's all one creature. One creature disguised as two.
That's bacon.
It's like eating after cleaning your teeth, everything tastes...wro-agh!
The only way to close the breach is to open it all the way.
Anything you want to say? Any passing remark?
and you've still got that accent. Yeah, you're coming.
We've been very patient with you, Rory. You're a good nurse, but for God's sake!
or the human residence will be incinerate. Repeat...
- Amy, he's taking his clothes off. - Turn your back if it embarrass you.
Send me some back-up, I've got him restrain.
You just summon aliens back to Earth.
It's all one creature. One creature disguise as two.
the size of that dog, I swear it was rabid.
The drain. It just sort of melt and went down the drain.
I'll tell you something funny. If you knock this wall down,
Those clothes belong to people, you know.
I destroy that shed last time I was here, smashed it to pieces.
It reset counters, gets in the wifi and reset every counter it can find.
The forces will invert and it'll snap itself shut.
I suppose I must have gone a bit far. Has something happened to her?
And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
20 minutes, the planet burn.
Prisoner Zero is locate.
- Thought we'd have woken them by now. - I don't have a mum and dad.
Prisoner Zero has escape.
I promise her five minutes but the engines were phasing.
They've seal off your upper atmosphere,
WOMAN'S VOICE: The universe is crack.
Oh, and being upload about now.
and they've lost a prisoner. Do you know what that means?
Wherever you like.
This is all perfectly norm...
I've seen you somewhere before.
one more time. We do have back-up and that's definitely why we're safe.
Safe apart from, you know, incineration.
And possibly a swimming pool.
Anything with a chip will default at zero at exactly the same time.
Sorry about running off earlier.
And she left you all alone?
Cos this place, sometimes it can make people feel a bit...
What's happening? Why's it going dark?
No, no, no! I can't be six months late!
- Or, actually, a nun? - I dabble.
Still such a child inside.
This is too soon.
Amy Pond, the girl who waited, you've waited long enough.
She sounds good, your mum. I'll keep it for later.
The drain. It just sort of melted and went down the drain.
A bit of a rush job, though. Got the voice a bit muddled, did you?
I suppose I must have gone a bit far. Has something happened to her?
They're spreading the word all over the world, quantum fast.
The filter stops you noticing. Something came here a while ago to hide.
Why does no-one ever listen to me?
for about the millionth time, no charge. Yeah, shoot me!
OK, planet this size, two poles, your basic molten core...
A psychic link with a living but dormant mind.
(HE COUGHS) That's disgusting. What is that?
- An apple. - Apples are rubbish. I hate apples.
- I heard you call for back-up. - It's a pretend radio.
I used to hate apples, so my mum put faces on them.
Carrots? Are you insane? No, wait, hang on.
But first, you have to be magnificent.
Why can't you give me decent food? You're Scottish - fry something.
An alien convict is hiding in your spare room disguised as a man and a dog,
- What does this virus do? - It's a reset command, that's all.
Ah, that's a brilliant name.
It's an inter-dimensional multi-form from outer space -
No, it just looks a bit weird.
don't ask stupid questions and don't wander off.
Ha-ha! Uniform!
Why can't you give me decent food? You're Scottish - fry something.
Very clever, super-fast, and a tiny bit alive, but don't let on.
WOMAN'S VOICE: And he just went mad, attacking everyone.
Brand-new TARDIS - bit exciting.
- No. - Well, that's good! Fantastic, that is(!)
While I'm in this form, they'll still be unable to detect me.