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00:22:49
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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My mom had killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison.
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
[SINGING] Raindrops on roses And whisker on kittens
While you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet or something...
Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mitten
Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelash. That can't be good.
So does he have a hump and a hair piece?
Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaid?
Why does everyone keep fixating on that?
Then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me:
Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart...
[ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD]
I'm glad you smashed her watch.
No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.
You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.
- Oh, God. Oh, my God. - You got screwed.
I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...
I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.
He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers.
Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
I have no bracket-y thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever...
- No. No, I gotta go home sometime. - Are you gonna be okay?
...sexually.
Did I say that out loud?
Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart...
Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.
...and I realize I'm totally naked.
I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields...
I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
I, Joanie, take you, Charles, as my lawful husband.
You know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody?
I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.
All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
Just try to think of nice, calm things.
This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.