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00:22:50
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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...because we're both paleontologist, right?
Especially that aftertaste. You know, I tell you...
Now, they taste exactly like pistachio...
Twelve megabyte of RAM, 500-megabyte hard drive...
- No, no... - Is that some stupid paleontology word...
How about Mockolate mousse?
Yeah. Listen, by the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.
But Rachel's just a waitress.
...and only one tablespoon of Mockolate.
Oh, not at all. I have no morals, and I need the cash.
Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone.
Uh, Mr. Rastatter, what does this job entail? The ad wasn't clear.
Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance?
- Ross kissed me. - No!
Um, it's called, um, "Two of Them Kissed Last Night. "
See, the way we look at it, chocolate dominate...
So Spock actually hug his father?
...and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him.
Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weigh me down.
- Aren't you gonna swallow that? - Ha, ha.
Anyhoo, we should be getting our FDA approval any day now.
That is funny. That is painfully funny.
Oh. Well, that's mighty big of you, Ross.
- Hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving. - Mm.
This isn't funny anymore.
Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Now I can't stress This point too strongly
And then the kingdom was his forever. The end!"
Will Betty be the one Who he loves truly?
- Well, go ahead, try a piece. - Oh.
I guess, you know, sometimes she's a little ditzy, you know?
...but they're made of reconstituted fish bits.
How about a nice, steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
It's pretty appalling. And, Ross, if you're listening...
All right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
No, Amish boy.
It was unbelievable!
...we're looking for chefs who can create Thanksgiving-themed recipes.
I've indicated four cups of coconut and four cups of crushed nuts...
- All right. - You're not allergic to anything?