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00:22:50
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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- Intrigued? - You're flinging, flanging right I am.
...she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took all my tomatoes.
What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbie. Big deal.
Oh. Well, I gotta buy a vowel...
See? Now, this is why I keep notepad everywhere.
See, the drawer actually goes in my dresser.
Great. Oh, you are such a sweetheart.
...but these darn carton are so flinging, flanging hard to open.
My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at my audition today...
What kind of a party serves barley?
- Intrigued? - You're flinging, flanging right I am.
I wanted to apologize in advance for having chased you down the street.
...but these darn cartons are so flinging, flanging hard to open.
I've actually ruined this, haven't I?
Stare down the barrel of the gun. Pee into the wind.
When you start getting screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.
My entire life, I have feared this place.
I'm not even divorced yet. You just invited me over here for pasta...
I wanted to apologize in advance for having chased you down the street.
- It doesn't scare me. - Yeah, well it scare me.
Amazingly, that makes sense.
...you have to accidentally run into her on purpose...
I know I've been acting really weird lately...
I've literally never been this happy.
Not anymore.
See? Now, this is why I keep notepads everywhere.
Look, Ben. It's a toy that protects U.S. Oil interests overseas.
Apparently, he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office?
We save the real stuff for the truly terminal cases.
I'll call her. I'll tell her it was totally my fault.
But with ski boots and a kicky beret.
My God, Chandler, we said be aloof, not a doof.
They said that you "weren't believable as a human being. "
I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.
...but these darn cartons are so flinging, flanging hard to open.
...needy and clingy.
I am so busted.
You are so pathetic.
I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.
- Be sleepy. - Yes. And grumpy.