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00:21:58
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Rachel's got this really big work problem. It is a head-scratcher. Heh.
...is its wondrous unpredictability, you know?
My gynecologist tried to kill me.
Why is that bagel on the floor?
Ooh. Witty banter. Well done. Good.
But that creep I went on that date with goes there so I had to find a new one.
Sort of like a ring-toss kind of situation?
This is where they get out stain. This is like Disneyland for me.
Hello. No rejection?
Ooh. I see a ladder.
Up until I was 25, I thought the only response to "I love you" was "Oh, crap."
...I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Honey, the Miami Vice soundtrack? Really?
So long as I understand that the money should not be construe...
I can't believe you yell at my boss.
I'm sorry. I'm staring.
It's a button-down, like a fade salmon color?
I am so sorry I spill wine all over your shirt.
If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby...
...that guy's not gonna be bother you about that baby thing anymore.
I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out...
...and then just get shot down.
- You lie to me. - Well, she told me to.
And also, tea tend to give me the trots.
And if I went over there, I'd be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do...
Whoa. I almost forgot this was on your...
...I... I've lived in New York, somewhat wildly, I guess...
Don't worry, don't worry. I just told him, very nicely:
Like alphabetically, or by genre.
I'm sorry, it's just that you're so incredibly beautiful.
...but it's like we don't even know how to be with each other anymore.
For the last couple weeks, I've been seeing that guy everywhere I go.
...I... I've lived in New York, somewhat wildly, I guess...
So, um, anyway...
He totally checked you out and he is so cute.
We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other.
Dude, I don't know. That's a pretty small hole.
Maybe he's in the sugar bowl. Joey? Nope.
Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night.
- No, no, that's a man's shirt. - Awfully pink.
...is its wondrous unpredictability, you know?
Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
- What? - They're wildly unpopular.
Ooh. Witty banter. Well done. Good.
I know it's weird and it's awkward, but you gotta at least try.
Look, you and Joey, you're both focusing on this uncomfortable thing.
Boy, kids are mean when they're hungry.
It's too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby. I just...
Oh, my God, you guys have such problems. I feel so terrible for you.
...and he got drunk and said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
Which can mean either a promotion or a violent death.
And to be honest, I still have feelings for you too...