Name: Pilot
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) giblet

Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas.
2) omelet

Bobby, you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs.
3) bureaucrat

going to pay a bunch of little twig-boy bureaucrat like you...
4) weirdo

BOBBY: And then some weirdo came over and was asking us a bunch of questions.
5) urethra

- but Hank has a narrow urethra. - Peggy!
6) fondness

feelings of fondness and more...
7) twig

going to pay a bunch of little twig-boy bureaucrats like you...
8) fella

That's that Hank Hill fella that lives on the block next to us.
9) alternator

DALE: I'm gonna help get him this alternator off.
10) intercom

INTERCOM: Manager to Register 47, please.
11) batter

HANK: Look at the batter, boy! Watch the ball!
12) temper

WOMAN 1: Has a temper, doesn't he? WOMAN 2: Sure does.
13) forehead

ANTHONY: Mrs. Hill, how did you get this here on your forehead?
14) quart

She was saving a quart of beer for before bed.
15) propane

with propane and propane accessories.
16) pea

"When I get my hands on you, you little pea-brain...
17) mister

Mister, I have not begun to project my anger onto you.
18) shin

I got my shin blowed off by a Japan man's machine gun!

1) whup

Yeah, he asked me if your dad ever whup you.
2) invalidate

your hostility invalidate our parent-child contract.
3) disappoint

I've been disappoint by just about everything else in this town.
4) vomit

and vomit on their auto executives.
5) apologize

You please tell your parents we apologize for the misunderstanding.
6) beg

Honey, I'm beg you.
7) dent

Did you see in the report, how he dent my Geo?
8) threaten

Well, I heard he threaten a clerk in Mega Lo Mart with a hammer.
9) borrow

LUANNE: I borrow your truck this morning, Uncle Hank.
10) punch

ANTHONY: He punch him!
11) mess

Dale, you sure you want to be mess with Hank's truck when he's not around?
12) screw

I can make him love me even when I screw up.
13) shut

Ain't gonna come over here and shut that dang ol' dog up.
14) suppose

How you suppose to do anything about that dog if you just get on your computer?
15) throw

This? Bobby threw his baseball at me.
16) catch

You all catch the Seinfeld show last night?
17) decide

That's what I'm gonna do when I grow up, I've decide.
18) slide

And Kramer comes sliding in just like he always does.

1) loud

Oh, for crying out loud.
2) definitely

No. That is definitely not acceptable.
3) absolutely

- Are you absolutely sure? - 100 percent.
4) exactly

CLERK: What exactly is it you're looking for?
5) along

You can just move along now.
6) though

That guy got him mad, though.
7) far

Could be far-off helicopters.
8) else

I've been disappointed by just about everything else in this town.
9) ever

- Have you ever hit your son, Mr. Hill? - No!
10) once

But you? Not once.
11) always

And Kramer comes sliding in just like he always does.
12) hard

Well, then you gotta try even hard.
13) never

No, never.
14) again

It stands for "Fix It Again, Tony."
15) too

But what if the Wildcats give 110 percent, too?
16) course

- He hasn't, right? - Of course not!
17) around

Dale, you sure you want to be messing with Hank's truck when he's not around?
18) even

Well, then you gotta try even harder.

1) godforsaken

and get out of this godforsaken store!
2) dang

[Muttering] See that part where dang old George comes in there?
3) respectful

Dad, that's not respectful adult-child growth dialogue.
4) damned

That's what I want! A damned hammer!
5) skinny

Now get your skinny butt off of my property.
6) gentle

No, Hank is as gentle as a lamb.
7) grave

it gives me grave concerns as to how you facilitate...
8) loud

Please, Mr. Hill, loud is not allowed.
9) substitute

Yes, I do. I'm a substitute Spanish teacher.
10) damn

You know what it could be? That damn starter motor.
11) weird

That's a hell of a weird sound. I never made that before.
12) acceptable

No. That is definitely not acceptable.
13) mad

That guy got him mad, though.
14) proud

Disappointment? No. You make me proud.
15) wet

BOBBY: You're all wet, Dad!
16) minor

I've got a minor son living in this house.
17) actual

you couldn't confirm any actual abuse, but you still recommended...
18) spanish

Yes, I do. I'm a substitute Spanish teacher.

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