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00:43:51
Tom Ellis, Lauren Germa, Kevin Alejandro
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Or show us your nubbin. Hmm?
and take my face, he's stolen my shtick as well.
The guy that skewered your kidnapper under the pier.
Wait, so you're saying that this giant-headed buffoon
it looks like his testicle are giving
How about avoca-don't?"
He had motive, no alibi,
we're on the cusp of the greatest case of our lives?
LUCIFER: Who's the Sinnerman?
It's like whack-a-mole back there.
to explore his accusation,
You do improv?
About a guy dealing with his insecurities about his,
under interrogation. He's our guy.
This is a .380, and the murderer used a 9mm.
I get a golden parachute instead.
I've never had to dispose of pieces of divinity before.
Well, don't worry. At least I don't have a gun up my bum.
You brought the Sinnerman's murderous thug in.
ELLA: (coughs) Or he's a liar.
in the penthouse and, uh...
and you're the one with the baby carrot.
You know, there are a lot of insult comics out there,
with your botch attempt at humor.
The guy that skewer your kidnapper under the pier.
We need to figure out who kidnap me.
Bobby's show aire. So it makes sense
accuse others of stealing material?
There's just a gun stash inside the puppet.
You undermine the entire sting.
Oh, if you insist.
when I squeeze hard enough.
he'd been threaten the wrong comedian the entire time?
I don't know anything... I swear.
I forgave him.
magically disappear when he cut them off.
and-and she freak out on me, started screaming
Yet. He warn me not to talk about the Sinnerman.
JD: I sweat over every joke.
and take my face, he's stolen my shtick as well.
CHLOE: I'm lean towards just talking to him.
How dare you... Uh...
which makes punch him in the face frustratingly difficult.
and dug up everything you could on him.
But I defend you!
I want all the intel that you gather on Lucifer.
which makes punching him in the face frustratingly difficult.
Dreadfully unoriginal, aren't they?
Seems awfully cruel.
that I so desperately want back.
but his essence nonetheless.
that you somehow got your wings back,
Really damn close.
Besides, JD's life was pretty sad.
All that means is that he hid his other gun somewhere else.
from last night? Most definitely not.
We need to play this carefully.
So come on, what more could you possibly desire?
Absolutely. No problem at all.
So, tell me. What is it that you truly desire?
Yes. It certainly was a...
Previously on Lucifer...
Mm. Um, not exactly.
perhaps we should consider this case closed.
I think this dude was tortured before he finally died.
And instead of facing that,
but I happen to be going through something quite similar,
Especially the traumatic ones.
that no one with that name actually exists.
to tell even more micropenis jokes.
Dreadfully unoriginal, aren't they?
(indistinct conversation continues over microphone)
We accept you for your miniscule manhood.
You're impulsive and short-fused.
Why kill and torture a man for this pretentious hack?
I'm about to engage in a rather gruesome form
I didn't think some lunatic
You brought the Sinnerman's murderous thug in.
Oh. Severed angel wings in a closet.
Is telling bad jokes before even worse jokes a coveted gig?
Well, yes, I know you have a hectic schedule,
She seemed devastated when Bobby said he was a joke thief.
My irresponsible brother left them here
This is what that arrogant fraud is so proud of? Shh.
Well, they're kindred spirits.
I mean, his tiny, microscopic essence, sure,
the most embarrassing parts of his life on display
♫ Won't slack, won't turn my back ♫
a bit more tenacious this time around.
imaginary friends.
traumatic experience.
but in actual fact, our deceased stole this man's very essence.