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00:21:39
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Delivering an [sniffs] unperfumed envelope like a common bellhop?
Oh, these are just some turtledove
or Monday morning, the city's here with a bulldozer,
Our biggest earner?
Oh, you know, they are looking for chaperone for prom,
Okay, can I just point out the absurdity
Some of it fell out of my burrito last night,
with a guy she could lose her virginity to.
Auntie Thief and Auntie Liar.
That little weasel told me everything.
Who cares about a bunch of third grader?
and this shawl collar's got more wrinkles
I'm still paying off my improv classes.
a fully plumb stand-alone dwelling on your property.
It's been revive more times than Dick Cheney.
What delights await her in the gym?
So, I admire you for asking -- I don't.
four days before the most hotly anticipate
sworn to the Realtor Code of Ethics!
I owe him money.
and I lick it right off the remote.
Slammed a car hood on it. Why?
No, Cam breathe through his nose when he hides.
I got bump from Lily's career day this morning
She stole my recipe!
You felt so slight over Luke asking me
I will not stand idly by
four days before the most hotly anticipated
You know what else seems old-fashioned to me nowadays?
This will probably be yours someday,
Though, lately, it feels like it stands for "regret."
There is a difference somehow!
You go that route, soon you're seeing plots everywhere.
But seriously, Luke, everything you say here
Well, not all day, obviously.
Apparently, someone tried
is completely confidential.
Let's quickly go over the plan.
or sometimes the kid turns out funny.
You look ravishing, my sweet.
with his weatherman smile and his exotic Canadian accent.
is your house as topsy-turvy as ours is?
Or maybe the world isn't filled with heartless monsters.
♪ Because I'm snappy ♪
who's a little more understated
Honey, closet people are ruthless.
Come on. Come on. I'm thirsty.
I am the crazy Colombian that always loses her temper
And, hey, you sound a little tense.
Even more peculiar, your grandson appears to live here,
3-year-olds are nothing but bipolar germ buckets.
Is our thing gonna seem lame now?