Name: The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Released: 2016-09-30
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) douche

I'm not a douche!
2) slander

or a douche again, or else I'll sue you for slander!
3) sweetie

Hang in there, sweetie. We'll be there soon.
4) testimonial

I found tons of testimonial on the Internet
5) moor

There's heavy fog on the moor tonight.
6) intuition

It's called intuition.
7) liar

You better not ever call me a liar or a fake
8) urn

Kenny's ashes were in an urn,
9) neighbour

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
10) carrot

a carrot!
11) instinct

my instinct tells me Peter was her husband.
12) showdown

And I challenge you to a psychic showdown!
13) baggage

- It's still at baggage claim! - Damn it!
14) temptation

♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
15) asshole

What the hell are you asshole doing here?
16) roast

Oh, Lord, and I just put the roast in the oven, too.
17) nominee

You are the first nominee from the Milky Way galaxy!
18) meantime

In the meantime, we'd like to show you a complimentary film.

1) douche

Biggest Douche in the Universe award, you douche!
2) spout

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
3) nominate

Mr. Edward, it is my honour to inform you that you have been nominate for
4) warn

I warn you, Ms. Cartman, your son's time could give out at any minute.
5) sacrifice

Yeah! You know! The child that we sacrifice,
6) mess

You did a reading of my best friend and, well, you kind of mess him up.
7) trap

No, no, he's trap in Cartman's body.
8) drag

Well, look what the cat drag in, Nelly!
9) shut

You shut up, fat ass!
10) involve

And that those things involve stuff.
11) suppose

Well, I suppose we could try a time transplant.
12) bet

I chose "older man" because I'm bet that based on this woman's age,
13) seek

Greetings from the Jannex Galaxy. We seek the great John Edward.
14) guess

I guess the child's a pot roast now.
15) fight

My sister and I have been fight over his inheritance!
16) reach

You've reach the top The pinnacle of Douchedom
17) seem

- Well, what's wrong with him? - Well, nobody seem to know.
18) challenge

And I challenge you to a psychic showdown!

1) someday

going to Jewleeard someday?
2) nowhere

The spirit's out and it don't have nowhere to go!
3) literally

Not literally!
4) somewhere

It must be from somewhere else in the audience then.
5) somewhat

Rob Schneider is a somewhat popular comedic actor,
6) definitely

Definitely an M... Maybe Matt?
7) carefully

Okay. Listen to me. Listen very carefully.
8) unfortunately

It's going to the light! Unfortunately it's the living room light!
9) forever

She's dead. Dead and gone forever!
10) eventually

Dude, you were going to see four white birds eventually!
11) finally

And finally, Ursula, the giant douche
12) almost

It's almost out! All right, son!
13) kind

You did a reading of my best friend and, well, you kind of messed him up.
14) soon

It will give out soon unless we do something.
15) later

But I suppose we can make some extra gravy to take the dryness out later.
16) far

It's too far, and your parents want you back home.
17) usually

When a father dies, inheritance is usually an issue
18) else

It must be from somewhere else in the audience then.

1) jealous

You're just jealous he's a better psychic than you.
2) vague

See, Kyle? I just started with something really vague.
3) asshole

But if people believe in asshole douchie liars like you,
4) lone

Now that I see that there is a lone woman crying,
5) fake

You better not ever call me a liar or a fake
6) careful

- Be careful with my baby! - What have we got?
7) liable

"The John Edward show is not liable for opinions and materials
8) sad

And this wasn't a good death. It was like... It was a sad death.
9) weak

- He's looking a little better today. - Yes, but his time is still getting weak.
10) tough

Because the big questions in life are tough.
11) stupid

Then you're a stupid douche.
12) okay

You're going to be okay, baby.
13) proud

I have to join Jewleeard and make Grandma proud!
14) dear

- Oh, dear. - Nelly, you best have at it, now.
15) amazing

- That's amazing! - No, it isn't.
16) plastic

Well, I'll wrap it up with some plastic wrap so you can take it home with you.
17) heavy

There's heavy fog on the moors tonight.
18) random

All I'm going to do is say a name that I'm gonna pick at random. Okay?

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