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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Anyway, these types of immature, drunken high jinks
All right, I'm gonna go barf down the garbage disposal.
Put on some underpants, you crazy old man.
All right, we're gonna open this fire hydrant
That was a croquet ball.
that, uh, this Jimmy fella cracked the corn,
of homeless armpit-washing ladies.
Hey, did they move the bagel?
Why's Jerome serving booze to Brian?
All right, I just saw a sprinkler come on,
Carol's underage, too!
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threaten to kill the mayor's nephew.
there wasn't vanilla vodka involved,
I threw a bottle of rum through the window of the Apple Store.
We'll just go into the brewery
Warp speed!
I think my belt buckle cut my gut!
I drape that over him.
PETER: Aw, shoot, I puke in the clean dishes side.
since I invent the Yanket!
♪ I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell ♪
managed to get that law repeal,
threaten to kill the mayor's nephew.
smash through the front of the building
Uh, actually, you owe me $20.
Was, was he in here? I... I smell his cologne.
That's mess up, man.
But first, the public library suffer damage this evening
are destroy our town.
Just as I suspect.
Is she hot? Stay tune.
You completely lied about why you were hang out with me.
there wasn't vanilla vodka involve,
Your body and mind are suppose to be on the same team.
It hasn't dawn on you that he only started
Yeah, where's my dumb, morbidly obese friend?
a 42-year-old man to drink responsibly,
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
♪ Wherever we go, we bring the Monkey with us ♪
I hereby raise the town's legal drinking age to 50.
Meanwhile, your real hands
And besides, I'm sick of you
It obviously wasn't for me,
♪ Double R foots the bill most definitely ♪
So, what exactly is your plan, here?
And I'm not feeling particularly handsome.
Sometimes they let you take the good trash home,
and that you're finally friends again.
And I got to say, it was kind of uncool
Oh, is that why you got white pubic hair?
Well, I want to masturbate, but I'm just so darn cold.
'Cause just sitting here all sober
Yeah, where's my dumb, morbidly obese friend?
getting alcohol when you're underage
while attempting a drunken stunt.
Okay, you're, you're jealous
This whole law is ridiculous!
We are gonna get so wasted!
Our patented process makes it look like you're...
while leaving the law intact.
one of America's most celebrated vintners.
Hey, Jerome, one more, neat.
Yeah, where's my dumb, morbidly obese friend?
property and blackmail him and eat all his ripe tomatoes.
Oh, my God! Are you drunk again?
Ugh, this seems like a weird place to even use a condom.