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00:23:09
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
550
Lisa! Get away from that jazzman!
Did you try the rumpus room?
The Iowa farmer whose land has been taken away by unfeeling bureaucrat.
And we sit around like cattle, chewing our cud, dreading the inevitable--
Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop in " My County 'Tis of thee."
are going to be at the recital next week.
The West Virginia coal miner, coughing up--
Lisa, what did I tell you about playing that sax-a-ma-thing in the house?
the undisputed champ of this house,
Quiet, Marge! This is my big moment! Bart "The Bloody Pulp" Simpson is on the ropes.
That's ridiculous. Now, let's see some enthusiasm.
And in the lavender trunks,
Well, let me put it this way. You ever been to the dentist?
of yesterday's out burst of unbridled creativity.
She doesn't look sad. I don't see any tear in her eyes.
With the tips you've given me, I'm gonna pound the tar out of...
Oh, correction. Humiliating defeat,
of yesterday's out burst of unbridled creativity.
I'm wail out for the homeless family living out of it’s car.
Very nice. Very nice. I once rupture myself doin' that.
Lisa, I apologize to you. I was wrong.
Which remind me, if you're ever in the neighborhood,
Who stole my keys? Come on. I'm late for work.
My dad acts like he belong
- Yeah. - Not me. I suppose I should go to one,
And then you'll fit in, and you'll be invite to parties,
I think the saddest day of my life was when I realize I could beat my dad at most things.
- Homer, wake up, wake up. - Huh? Oh, man.
That's what my mother taught me. Take all your bad feelings and push them down.
Would it make any difference at all if I never exist?
My game, my game! I could have beat the boy.
We were worried about you. Nothing personal. I just fear the unfamiliar.
but I guess you're okay.
Since the day I was born
Come on, Lis! What are you wait for? Chuck that spaghetti.
He bug me every day
Oh, Homer, you'd lose your head if it weren't securely fastened to your neck.
Oh, too bad. Well, I certainly had fun vacuuming.
Exactly. Come to the one you love best.
All the way down, past your knees, until you're almost walking on them.
Well, it doesn't matter how you feel inside, you know.
- Bart! - Do you think you're being nice enough to your sister, Bart?
Well, let me put it this way. You ever been to the dentist?
Very nice. Very nice. I once ruptured myself doin' that.
I take it all back. Always be yourself. You wanna be sad, honey, be sad.
Would it make any difference at all if I never existed?
Yo, chump, you back again?
I'm too sad.
And we sit around like cattle, chewing our cuds, dreading the inevitable--
Hey, no. I'm not down. I'm-- Getup, you!
All right, class. From the top.
-Do you know where my keys are? -No. I'm talkin' about your breakfast.
- Where's the video boxing? - It's over there in the corner.
Listen, missy, just tell me why you weren't getting out of the way of those balls.
The Iowa farmer whose land has been taken away by unfeeling bureaucrats.
of yesterday's out burst of unbridled creativity.
undefeated, from the world of video boxing.
couldn't concentrate with that infernal racket.
the undisputed champ of this house,
- The lanes were kinda warped, but, oh, the food. - I'm upset about Lisa.
That's all fine and good, but none of those unpleasant people...
We were worried about you. Nothing personal. I just fear the unfamiliar.
and weak and pathetic.
And you! A man of your age. You should be ashamed of yourself.
That's ridiculous. Now, let's see some enthusiasm.
- Marge, are you all right? - No! I'm very upset.
Unless my fingers clacking on the keys is too loud for you.
but you do have to have a loving attitude.
Hey, what are you talkin' to her for? She's just gonna say somethin' weird.
I'm too sad.
and weak and pathetic.
Doh! Stupid joystick!