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00:21:32
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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Ooh, I think we have a clunker here.
Look at that fat guy-- beatin' it like an egg.
Absolutely! All you have to do Is tell your army of internet dweeb
Yeah, the projectionist hung himself at the final reel.
Hmm, sell my soul for hollywood lucre,
Oh really? The way you thought "stratego" would make a good movie?
Hollywood ponytail yank!
Tobe, tobe, tobe, we talked about this.
Was that tobey maguire?
"everyman"? He's not a hero
I played hardball with hollywood.
Ah, here we are. A delightful buttermilk
Help! Bank robber! Shut your yap.
No. If copies got out, It would be ridicule by the online community--
Several people stare at the sun,
Everyman absorb the powers of every superhero
Avery, I swear, you're the only man in gothamopolis
Might have some milk that has expire.
Because I'm swallow my frustrations and disappointments?
and you cope by cramming a donut in your mouth.
Fine. I'll give back the oscars I stole from the lobby.
Awesome performance, homer. I smell oscar.
Lisa? Well, I qualified for
Yeah, the projectionist hung himself at the final reel.
I have to read a story To my adopt cambodian orphan.
"wherever there's a crime to be solve,
Well, that still technically counts as one.
"wherever there's a crime to be solved,
Nobody takes responsibility anymore.
Going somewhere?
a gig? Don't take it personally, home team.
Eh, we've already made everything That could possibly be a movie into a great movie.
Absolutely! All you have to do Is tell your army of internet dweebs
He totally sucks.
But then I see the driver is a chicken? Let's just skip ahead a month.
Come on, home run. It's okay, home alone.
Finally, the answer to my problem.
Maybe I can help.
People want to be instead
Uh, marv? Ginormous pictures bought the rights
A montage of me turning a ragtag little league team into state runners-up?
We need a dumpy, unappealing loser.
We need a dumpy, unappealing loser.
Must lie down On pile of unsold hulk hands.
Uh, marv? Ginormous pictures bought the rights
-- an everyman
Whew... This montage sounds really exhausting.
Or stay true to my lofty ideals.
I have to read a story To my adopted cambodian orphan.
Mm, it's bad luck to eat an uneven number of cheese cubes.
No one is interested in the critical judgment of a worthless child...
And sexy. Heroic!