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The Simpsons » Season 22 » The Ned-Liest Catch

00:24:12

Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) twerp

You unrepentant little twerp!
2) entendre

I never go to second entendre on the first date.
3) tweet

I should be discreet in my Tweet but brutal in my blog.
4) tumbleweed

And I'll just take my tumbleweed back.
5) nibble

But can I at least nibble on the cheese? Mmm.
6) stepmother

Krabappel will become their evil stepmother.
7) underpants

my secret Christian underpants one leg at a time.
8) bleachers

Me bleachers
9) moustache

Are you still bumping moustache with Ned?
10) bagel

The one day I put cream cheese on my bagel!
11) limbo

an educational limbo, as it were,
12) cheddar

Like a mild cheddar, I get tangy when I'm sitting on the shelf.
13) hammock

Homer lying naked in his hammock,
14) pinot

It's pinot grigio time!
15) staple

Oh, I was just wondering how many boxes of staple
16) slap

Nurse, get a slap kit.
17) alcoholism

we can tolerate mild alcoholism,
18) crust

Just leave the crust on their sandwiches.

Verbs

1) unbaptize

where you are the unbaptize dead by.
2) spook

No leavin' until we all spook you on Edna's face.
3) torment

I like the way you torment Skinner.
4) pluck

Wait, you've all pluck a peach from her tree?
5) accuse

where accuse teachers are held
6) choke

especially after I nearly choke the life out of you.
7) scare

You scare Rod and Todd by telling them
8) melt

leaving melt cheese in the microwave,
9) suspend

Edna, you're suspend with full pay until the hearing,
10) forgive

You've been with a lot of men, but I forgive you.
11) rub

Don't do that, Homie. It rub off your side hair.
12) inspire

was inspire by Young Frankenstein?
13) crush

The governor crush the teachers' union,
14) borrow

I understand you borrow a thing or two from Ned
15) bump

Are you still bump moustaches with Ned?
16) assure

Rest assure, Mrs. Simpson,
17) survive

relationship survive is by forgiving.
18) fold

Someone to hold the other end of the sheet when I fold it up.

Adverbs

1) darn

Ned is a wonderful, caring man, and a darn good neighbor.
2) luckily

Luckily, as equipment manager,
3) deliberately

We deliberately chose a Dr. Stork
4) formally

we've ever been formally introduced. Anyhoo,
5) solely

solely with the noble intention of getting drunk.
6) forever

It should just go unpunished forever.
7) absolutely

Oh, absolutely, Ned. Sorry.
8) nearly

especially after I nearly choked the life out of you.
9) exactly

What exactly are we talking about here?
10) sometimes

Actually, sometimes you do push Ned around.
11) quite

I'm afraid it's not quite that simple.
12) especially

especially after I nearly choked the life out of you.
13) actually

Actually, I do have a speech prepared.
14) sort

Actually, she sort of does.
15) currently

which is currently scheduled for 57 years from tomorrow.
16) together

Ned, if we're gonna stay together,
17) else

What else do you want to talk about?
18) ever

we've ever been formally introduced. Anyhoo,

Adjectives

1) kafkaesque

as either Kafkaesque or Orwellian.
2) supe

frenemies with frenefits, supe friends with wonder pets,
3) unrepentant

You unrepentant little twerp!
4) unpunished

It should just go unpunished forever.
5) uncontrollable

He's uncontrollable!
6) adventurous

that have ever made their way to Edna's adventurous tongue.
7) ashamed

Ned, I'm not ashamed of dating those men, I'm proud.
8) uncomfortable

uncomfortable with premarital sex.
9) discreet

I should be discreet in my Tweet but brutal in my blog.
10) rude

Homer, I'd appreciate it if you weren't so rude to Ned.
11) cruel

I can't believe you could be so cruel.
12) brutal

I should be discreet in my Tweet but brutal in my blog.
13) infectious

Oh, boy, that laugh is infectious.
14) caring

Ned is a wonderful, caring man, and a darn good neighbor.
15) stuck

Well, not exactly proud, but I'm stuck.
16) drunk

solely with the noble intention of getting drunk.
17) triple

two-nothing in triple overtime!
18) noble

solely with the noble intention of getting drunk.