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00:21:09
Seth MacFarlane
50
Attention denizen of Familyland.
Wasn't Roy Family a total weirdo?
And the people lost all semblance of civilization.
Now, times are trying and rations run low,
Then I shall return to my slumber,
are an outdated stereotype perpetuated
tiny pellet of futuristic ice cream.
There are a lot of blackout dates on these lifetime passes.
as the kingdom hovered on the brink of war.
Resources were scarce and temper flared
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
two tamed caterpillar as a mustache.
You've been playing that jingle day and night.
The rabbit's a metaphor.
Captive for a half an hour
ROY FAMILY: Attention Familyland patron,
Mom's cinnamon cookies!
I wonder where that elevator goes.
Oops, we overshot. Hold on.
Get outta town, you jezebel!
Tainted by people who don't appreciate the value of family.
Yeah, and they just unload you on me.
two tame caterpillars as a mustache.
You disrupt the king's pleasurable dance.
Resources were scarce and tempers flare
They ditch you, Franny. But not me.
It looks abandon.
I bake my ass off.
So I froze my body, but not my mind,
a woman like you deserve.
it smell so yummy around here.
You trap us in the park
But know that if you refuse, the music will never stop.
So, since they destroy my dreams,
They live, they laugh, they love, they learn.
But... but I appreciate family.
Familyland is temporarily closed.
that are also somehow old-timey.
somewhere in the park and that he used to have
This is definitely a show.
Come live with me forever.
So, are we just gonna ignore all the truly horrible things
Then yes, you are indeed a worthy family.
Well, it certainly has my attention.
They got it exactly right. (gasps)
as it was closed immediately under a mountain of lawsuits.
ROY: Oh, my God, would you leave me alone?!
What about that Indian baby you have sometimes?
It's gonna be so great to finally
If we fight hard enough, will we get husbands?
Kill him later, got it.
Not so fast.
was one of the best days this family's had together.
What makes you think I'd ever marry you?
You disrupted the king's pleasurable dance.
25 minutes of uninterrupted racism.
tiny pellets of futuristic ice cream.
Resources were scarce and tempers flared
are an outdated stereotype perpetuated
Oh, yeah, it was awful.
Yep, I heard he was cryogenically frozen
Ugh, yeah, they pump in pleasant smells to make you happier
Hmm. This ride may be a bit dated.
Sit tight, Standy.
I'm focused on, but it's all I can think about.
That's not Jewish, is it?
I know the word "fetish" makes it sound sexual.
It's just one long, dark tunnel
What about that Indian baby you have sometimes?
You're a strong, independent girl.
Bear, play my favorite song!
You're a strong, independent girl.