Name: Sitting
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) largesse

Your largesse knows no bounds.
2) misnomer

Am I right? Come on, they should call it a misnomer house.
3) badass

All these stories about what a badass you are? But I gotta tell you, Farooq's not seeing it.
4) overkill

I was gonna say overkill, but...
5) improv

He's an actor? Well, mostly improv, but...
6) tequila

I was offering you a drink, but all I have is tequila and coffee liqueur.
7) bourbon

Or bourbon. Where's the bourbon?
8) penthouse

I mean, it's the penthouse and I assume that's the only door...
9) insult

No. If anything you were, if you think "black" or "Mexican" is an insult.
10) spoiler

Because spoiler alert, this is a baby.
11) sack

No, I just didn't know if I should bring my sack with the big dollar sign on it.
12) jerk

...find Pam and A.J., get them to safety before the rest of these jerk-dicks get here.
13) archer

ARCHER: Everybody shut up.
14) asshole

...if this asshole doesn't kill all of you to do it for him.
15) duct

Krieger, the HVAC duct are still chock full of nerve gas, right?
16) heck

What the heck's going on in...?
17) diaper

LANA: So that bag is clothes, that bag is diaper, the cooler is breast milk.
18) cousin

Where did you get a real gun? My cousin. The one you gave me looked fake.

1) chock

Krieger, the HVAC ducts are still chock full of nerve gas, right?
2) threaten

But that was before I had a child. A child you threaten to harm.
3) steal

He stole everything.
4) assure

But I assure you, Mr. Archer...
5) swim

Uh, swim across the Rio Grande?
6) nail

Well, I wanted your full attention. Well, you nail it, asshole.
7) blend

...or blend, or...
8) shut

ARCHER: Everybody shut up.
9) shoot

Archer! Help! Please help, he's been shot.
10) lie

Also good. Well, you still lie when you said...
11) realize

I won't have my phone. When you realize you can't handle...
12) bet

But I bet you'll call before then.
13) mention

Now that you mention it, he did actually seem a little nervous.
14) doubt

Okay. Plus, I doubt you'll be talking very much...
15) assume

I mean, it's the penthouse and I assume that's the only door...
16) happen

Wow. Really? They happen in the bathroom.
17) beat

So imagine, as I literally beat you to death... Hang on. Yeah, literally.
18) guess

All right, so we can make... I guess this will be a Black Mexican?

1) genuinely

No, I'm genuinely asking.
2) securely

No, not... I mean, like firearms, for instance. Are they stored securely?
3) literally

...sweating in a yurt is literally the dumbest thing you've ever done.
4) loud

I should probably stop saying that out loud.
5) basically

So basically, the only thing keeping you from murdering each other...
6) obviously

And obviously now I put my gun in the time-lock safe until the game's over.
7) apparently

Apparently he's doing quite well.
8) normally

It's normally two but I let him roll over one from last year.
9) absolutely

You're absolutely insane.
10) exactly

Damn it. This is exactly how Brett died.
11) finally

God, finally. That's eight rounds, including the one in my shoulder, so he's...
12) quite

Apparently he's doing quite well.
13) extra

Jesus Christ, did Lana pay you extra to shoot me?
14) late

I mean, yeah, you should have, but it's probably too late now, so...
15) actually

My child is actually multiracial, so... Hang on, go back. You speak Urdu?
16) kind

I'm just kind of freaking out. I just saw a guy get shot.
17) though

But this place is safe, though? Yeah, I mean...
18) far

What, as far as field operations are concerned, she's a huge liability.

1) teachable

See that, A.J.? That was a teachable moment, about a little thing called confidence.
2) multiracial

My child is actually multiracial, so... Hang on, go back. You speak Urdu?
3) badass

I don't know about any stories, but whatever badass shit that you heard I did...
4) gaping

You drive like a gaping dickhole.
5) pathetic

Oh, man, she is pathetic.
6) racist

What? No, that's not racist. That's what it is.
7) ridiculous

KRIEGER: Uh, ha, ha, no. And take that ridiculous thing off.
8) insane

You're absolutely insane.
9) dumb

...sweating in a yurt is literally the dumb thing you've ever done.
10) nervous

Now that you mention it, he did actually seem a little nervous.
11) desperate

I am in fairly desperate need of medical attention.
12) fake

And you got Slater in on it? With the fake blood?
13) careful

...but be careful. FAROOQ: I got her.
14) stupid

In your stupid, what is it, a wigwam?
15) practical

Yeah, me too. She sounds like a real practical joker.
16) negative

This will help you shed some of your negative energy.
17) sweet

No, him. Slater said you were great. Aw, he's sweet.
18) solid

Idiot. She's not on solid food yet.

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