Name: Double Indecency
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) germicide

First of all, you are a mean drunk on germicide. In the face with your own fists.
2) paparazzo

[zissner] okay, honey. Paparazzi. Paparazzi! We gotta get out of here.
3) stank

Okay, let's go put some stank on it. Okay, let's go seduce this broad.
4) vole

Oh, wait. This is vole's blood.
5) lurch

Come on, lurch. [growls]
6) whoo

[krieger] whoo. Yeah.
7) deane

With who, veronica deane?
8) brawl

Who started the brawl that got us all arrested.
9) blondie

I mean, maybe blondie here. As if.
10) cuckold

[sighs] it's your basic cuckold fetish porn.
11) bourbon

Did you give her bourbon?
12) germ

Bet I could eat a whole big bowl of germ right now.
13) dram

Okay, so, do you have change for 10-- let me finish-- dram of vole's blood? Fair's 18.50, miss.
14) mole

We just need to mix it with some mole's blood.
15) chop

Krieger, nobody gives a shit about doonesbury. Now, come on, chop-chop.
16) mortal

Yes, what mere mortal could resist Oww!
17) beard

Shut up and brush your teeth, comb your beard,
18) racist

Huh-- well, now who's a racist?

1) seduce

And if you seduce her before cyril does, [krieger] whoo. Yeah.
2) chop

Ooh, chop-chop what? What are we chop?
3) swear

I swear to god, you people. Oh, wait. This is vole's blood.
4) beware

You know, thoreau said, "beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
5) scream

Because you scream at me when I don't!
6) bother

Or why she even bother to answer the phone.
7) divide

I divide 20 by 3, cyril.
8) mess

When carol mess up the mess.
9) arrest

Who started the brawl that got us all arrest.
10) refuse

I refuse to stoop to his level.
11) sue

[zissner growls] you are all so frickin' sue!
12) ban

I know. I'm actually ban for life from willemstad.
13) suppose

Yes, I suppose this is as attractive
14) repeat

If any of you repeat anything said in this room,
15) realize

You know, I was going to, and then I realize
16) bet

I bet krieger can seduce barbie zissner
17) dress

Then why's krieger dress up like evil nazi bob ross knievel?
18) guess

Welp, guess I'm gonna need a bucket of ice So you can count me out.

1) intentionally

What, were you being intentionally vague?
2) legally

I will skull-rape you so hard, legally speaking,
3) literally

So what, you think you're literally gonna pimp me out?
4) basically

I mean, even if archer did basically cheat
5) obviously

But obviously I would bang him for that.
6) possibly

[malory] and b, possibly extremely lucrative!
7) extremely

[malory] and b, possibly extremely lucrative!
8) exactly

[chuckling] exactly.
9) otherwise

Well, otherwise mother screams at her.
10) forward

Well, I mean, I think we should put our best foot forward here.
11) almost

Okay, I almost said 20 million, I don't care if it's--
12) super

[lana] because a, it's super skeevy, and--
13) actually

That you would actually have sex with a man.
14) enough

Wasn't six hours in this hell hole enough?
15) ever

As these two are ever going to be. Yes, I suppose this is as attractive
16) least

Or at least our best five inches.
17) always

Cyril, the answer to that question is almost always yes.
18) hard

I will skull-rape you so hard, legally speaking,

1) indentured

As indentured servants to mine. Will spend their short, miserable lives
2) ingrown

At least until the ingrown hairs turn me back into bumplestiltskin.
3) lucrative

[malory] and b, possibly extremely lucrative!
4) disgusting

That's disgusting. Jesus. Oh, ech.
5) punitive

An extremely punitive non-disclosure agreement.
6) pathetic

They'll buy that. It's so sad and pathetic and cyril-y.
7) miserable

Will spend their short, miserable lives
8) jealous

He said like a drunk jealous bitch. Pff. More like rico... Not suave.
9) vague

What, were you being intentionally vague?
10) insane

[cyril] are you insane? Of seducing zissner than gluella devil over here.
11) dumb

It's blue curaÃ§ao, you dumb idiot.
12) mere

Yes, what mere mortal could resist Oww!
13) welsh

What, are you trying to welsh on me? All this nonsense about doubling the bet.
14) drunk

He said like a drunk jealous bitch. Pff. More like rico... Not suave.
15) attractive

Yes, I suppose this is as attractive
16) sad

That's so sad. Oh. [sniffles] I think my husband is cheating on me.
17) stupid

He's a huge producer. He makes those massive, stupid, sharky blockbusters.
18) capable

Not that she's capable of aspirating her own vomit.

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