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00:21:56
Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi
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- but she was growing tired ofhis neediness. - Where are you going?
I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks anytime.
all under the guise of "caring" about our family.
- in a state of agitation. - I think the company's in trouble.
Do you remember when I bid on Sally Sitwell at the bachelorette auction?
Michael came up with the only evasion he could think of.
I'm wondering if you can keep some of the more piercing profanities down...
Lift. Lift with vigor.
Lindsay, look. L- Oh. Lucille 2. I'm sorry.
when the 90-year-old fitness buff gets here?
In her robe and slippies?
- She thinks you're a loser. - And why would Lucille 2 be so distant toward me?
I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheek, so to speak.
I think this duct tape is the only thing that's keeping the ankle on.
Now, this may just be me having my head against a hundred-degree furnace for an hour...
I had no idea a 90-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that.
It's our romantic getaway, Michael.
particularly when that sister of yours started giving me the cutie eye.
But we lost her. Everyone put on white robes and outsmart us.
So Michael embark on the romantic adventure he'd spent so lavishly for.
Do you think you should be perch on the edge of the building like this?
And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy.
as he'd gotten himself wedge under the furnace...
having stolen the idea from Red during a prison visit.
Ignore it. Just something the body does when you're shake.
Secondly, she's already grab power. She's the majority shareholder of the company.
It's Arrested Development.
The family gather at Lucille's to welcome and solicit UncleJack.
I think I snap one of his ribs.
- I just screw my brother-in-law. - Well, I'm all grown up now.
I could never have afford that first tract of land.
L-I hate to see you struggle like this. In fact, why don't you let me ask her for you?
Michael Bluth arrive home to find his mother, Lucille...
on what was suppose to be a dry run, if you will.
Uh, I'm invite into very few personal homes.
Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad...
So Michael embarked on the romantic adventure he'd spent so lavishly for.
Sadly, he lost the use ofhis legs on his 70th birthday-
Meanwhile, Buster had decided to pursue a new girlfriend:
Unfortunately that moose was holding me, so I couldn't make my move.
Eventually, Michael rescued him.
Gotta stop quoting when you drink. I certainly hope she's not planning a move.
But Valentine's Day is here, and I'm alone.
particularly when that sister of yours started giving me the cutie eye.
And perhaps it was screaming it out loud...
- But sometimes love should be terrifying. - In fact...
if I went on that romance thing with Drag instead ofTobias...
as he'd become quite taken with Lucille 2 himself.
Actually, Michael had gone over to Sitwell Enterprises-
He's kind of scary, that guy, huh?
Soon the next group began their romantic date.
so UncleJack's gonna have to go along.
And later, Lindsay stopped by the office at Michael's request.
He's half deaf. It was a stupid, stupid hire.
- Imagine him without that muscly little old guy in his arms. - Oh, Dragon. Right.
- But sometimes love should be terrifying. - In fact...
- Oh, yea! - That's great. Tobias is gonna be thrilled.
Can you imagine how jealous that would make her?
So what do you do? You create issues, and you make up imaginary problems...
Thank you for having me. You may be amazed.
or that we're a regular feature on Bill O'Reilly's "Most Ridiculous Item of the Day"?
while chasing after a sour ball that had rolled out ofhis pocket.
He's half deaf. It was a stupid, stupid hire.
- She thinks you're a loser. - And why would Lucille 2 be so distant toward me?
You look fabulous. Back to the blonde. Back to the blonde.
all under the guise of "caring" about our family.
The spa portion also proved challenging to Stan Sitwell and Lucille 2...
Hey, fake UncleJack.
I think you're gonna be surprised at some of your phrasing.
And he realizes there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
But something weird happened yesterday when I was trying to find a way out of there.
"Oh, he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth...