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00:21:39
Daniel Tosh, Roger Black, David Herman
822
Oh... Well, a brassiere and a girdle.
Ethel, as much as I'd love to dip my diseased donk in your bonk,
Oof! Ow!
Ethel, as much as I'd love to dip my diseased donk in your bonk,
Can you believe my luck? That moron's dying.
But if you watch and listen, her crotch will glisten."
when all of a sudden the parlor door opens.
We preyed on his insecurities, and we didn't tell him that he's not dying.
Well, if that's code for having a good work ethic, let me go get the paperwork.
Just practicing the jig I'm going to do on Steve's grave.
It's the same chick from page 12, but you can see her jug better.
Oh, my God. It's all a sham!
Bullshit! You're just lying to me so I don't blow Bambi's brains out.
Ran a chop shop in Detroit.
"If you yak about you, your sack will turn blue.
Any spicy mustard fans out there?"
A polyester housecoat and gown. Why?
Well, if that's code for having a good work ethic, let me go get the paperwork.
You blasphemer!
So the North Koreans grabbed me, and smuggle me across the border.
You always disgust me. I found you repulsive.
I'm glad to tell you you just squeak into heaven.
Now, you know me. I like my women like spoil milk...
You're heal.
Steve, how many times have I warn you about taking part in high-risk behaviors?
And, now that you are an official park ranger, you're authorize to carry this.
while former President Carter negotiate my...
Yeah, that's what you deserve, but I'm here to heal your shit.
She smell like menthol rubs and female excitement,
There's way more mess up shit I've always wanted to do!
So the North Koreans grab me, and smuggled me across the border.
I quit.
So I'm suppose to believe that he called me, just to tell me I'm still dying?
I bet you ain't smile like that since you got the right to vote.
I appreciate how amazing you are.
To scratch the serial number off before you murder someone.
It turns out I accidentally mixed up his blood sample with another patient's.
Besides, if she was a prostitute, why didn't I wear a condom?
Eternity is forever.
Thank you. Finally, someone who makes a little sense around here.
Daddy's busy, honey. Why don't you go outside and play?
I know, right? He's actually kind of pleasant to be around.
I know, right? He's actually kind of pleasant to be around.
Agnes, I think you fine as hell. I like mature women.
Inside, where I live.
Don't cry, Frankie. We'll see each other soon.
I knew you weren't responsible enough to respect a gun.
You guys have fun digging through the garbage, though.
Okay, boys, we've got a really large group today, so please stay together.
Go on. What else about Steve do you find fascinating?
Ugh. Steve, do you ever think about anybody but yourself?
At least let me use my wheelchair.
You go to your room at once, young lady!
You always disgusted me. I found you repulsive.
that doesn't attract a bunch of wacko nut jobs?
I've never been so pampered in my life.
Come on, kids. Up into the ferris wheel.
Stupid, ignorant-ass...
panties and a padded bra just because he missed his dead wife?
Steve, I know that you're dumb, but try to listen closely.
Go on. What else about Steve do you find fascinating?
Well, I'm impressed.
when all of a sudden the parlor door opens.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to give Connie a Brazilian.
- I'm wasting precious time. - Thank you.
A fake beard, God? You have a fake beard?
I know, right? He's actually kind of pleasant to be around.
Yeah, Steve. I'm sad.
Ooh, I forgot, we put rocks on the lids. Tough break, guys.
Stupid, ignorant-ass...
Don't worry, Woody. It'll be okay.
but I doubt there is a single woman alive that would.