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00:21:38
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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- Time of death: 8:26 p.m.
Amy should be meeting her new cellmate any second now.
"Did someone order a tracheotomy?"
'cause some perv on the subway tried to touch me
I could use a bruiser on my crew.
That's like four tiny shiv on a stick.
- Socks are just a noose waiting to be braided.
I don't need checkup every two seconds,
Your cervix is ripening as we speak.
- [groans] - This ute's gonna boot.
I've made it through 20 years of adulthood
The answer? The broom closet.
It's your uterus, it's...gonna explode.
Why are you high-fiving the bereave?
You disobey a direct order from your handler.
- People are really starve for entertainment in here.
- No, that's no good. What if her butt itch for real?
and she threaten to kill me?
violate my oath--
Am I interrupt?
You scratch your butt. Right, Boyle?
which the mob believes succeed.
who arrest me three years ago in Brooklyn.
the next person who hugs me gets their necks snap.
You disagree with the best strategy,
- I screw up. - No, you didn't.
- You are disturbingly good at this.
- You positively glow.
and we'll get nowhere with her.
she doesn't somehow get the death penalty.
- No, we just all came in here separately
That's basically Thor's hammer, babe.
- No, trust me, we're definitely in the right place.
All right, sitting alone.
- Although, mean threats generally don't involve
- Thank you for all finally showing up.
Instead of you approaching Maura,
I quite like them now.
Look, the funeral's almost over,
I guess the bereft are easy targets.
Gina came up with an artful solution.
unarmed, locked up with all these murderers.
and it's insulting that you don't see that.
Baby's gonna love that folic acid.
she's terrifying.
- Showing my unborn baby how an ass gets kicked.
Is she paying enough attention to her pelvic floor?
It was actually from "Girl, Interrupted."
for anyone suspicious.
and there's kind of some lame jazz playing.
- Adrian Pimento is officially deceased.
- I thought it was dumb. - Sergeant?