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00:43:12
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
1949
- This is a domestic squabble? - Yeah, definitely, yeah.
The organist at our church is on vacation, and Edie Britt mentioned
Oh, he means anecdote. Little stories.
We're not. It's a deterrent in case Zach comes back.
There's a rumour that you don't wanna press charges against Zach.
I want a paternity test.
- Oh, sweetie. - Honey, you can let it out.
or a dance recital. I get really neurotic about putting people out.
That little stunt you pulled could get Carlos sent away for eight years.
... new neighbour had moved in...
has an ulterior motive.
Borrow a decent scarf from Bree, buy a lipstick I don't hate...
It really is a lovely gesture.
Then one night, in a moment of despair,
That flower is a small act of kindness you thought no one would notice,
Do some PSAs, pro bono stuff, whatever it takes.
Not until I change her diaper. Could you just give me two minutes?
Rex always brought an irresistible enthusiasm
- Bree, this is your grief talking. - If you don't back me up on this,
You are an idiot. You're an idiot! Absolute idiot!
I was cleaning out the fridge, and Rex is the only one who drinks it.
Up until you told my husband we were having an affair,
...that rage just went away.
You must have been terrified. He put Felicia in the hospital.
And for that I am entitle to your respect.
that needed to be mow three times a week?
- Does it matter? - Zach said you kidnap his father
So as we mourn the passing of Rex Van De Kamp,
if the reverend devote the eulogy to his life after he was married?
they will be instruct to beat you with those sticks.
It was supposed to be implant in her lover.
But it's good news, any way you slice it.
Yeah, I snake the Oslo Candy account from 'em last year.
I found out the clinic screw up and gave me an egg
I didn't want a child. You trick me into getting pregnant.
Because whether they admit it or not,
that belong to some lesbian.
See, so technically, you cheat too.
You asked Peterson's wife to not promote me. I quit.
but it's something you should really consider when a handgun is involve.
It was suppose to be implanted in her lover.
You are no longer invite to the funeral.
- Guess she lie. - I see.
And life, as it tend to do,
- I can fill in the rest for you. - I'd appreciate it.
I found some evidence that suggested that Paul murder Deirdre.
Luckily for Ida, God was listening.
See, so technically, you cheated too.
If you don't call her on that incredibly insensitive comment,
Yesterday I overhead Mike telling that cop that he didn't wanna press charges.
Obviously, I've known Rex for years,
Apparently, Rex's heart just gave out.
- This is a domestic squabble? - Yeah, definitely, yeah.
No, I can't afford to fall apart right now.
He most certainly did.
The three of us? How exactly does that benefit Carlos?
How many times did you go off on your business trips and leave me alone?
but he isn't particularly subtle.
I know that deep down he's a good kid.
It's not gonna break your heart to leave those sad faces behind?
I was quite fond of you. Since then... not a fan!
Actually, it was Mary Alice.
Inside. Jeez.
- Oh! There's blood. - Could we do this later?
I don't think so. But thank you, though.
I will go nondenominational so fast it will make your head spin.
Bree, we widows have to stick together.
When someone holds someone else hostage, they usually rough 'em up.
So if you could just slip me someone else's test results,
I will go nondenominational so fast it will make your head spin.
sloughing things off onto co-workers because of a paediatrician appointment
has an ulterior motive.
or a dance recital. I get really neurotic about putting people out.
Pretending your father's dead? Don't you find that a little morbid?
Rex always brought an irresistible enthusiasm
If you don't call her on that incredibly insensitive comment,
You were brave buying a place sight unseen.
Well, don't get me wrong. I'm thrilled that you're OK.
You made the last years of Rex's life miserable.
I was quite fond of you. Since then... not a fan!
...that I was really rude at the morgue.
She went out of her way to be cruel to me.
That guy is so supportive.
You were brave buying a place sight unseen.
- A little nervous? - Who, me?
Borrow a decent scarf from Bree, buy a lipstick I don't hate...
You never asked me why Zach wanted to shoot you. Aren't you curious?
Oh, yes. That's why I was surprised when he married your mother.
You are experienced. You are brilliant.
When someone holds someone else hostage, they usually rough 'em up.
It's not gonna break your heart to leave those sad faces behind?
Zach's had a tough time. He's got emotional issues...