Name: If It's Only In Your Head
Released: 2017-12-18
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) p.d.

Dave, detective collins with the fairview p.d.
2) footstep

(door opens and closes, footstep approaching)
3) chive

A little? The man put chive in my parisian salad!
4) cesspool

Into your moral cesspool. That is not why I hired you.
5) chore

(clears throat) you know, the girls have chore, too.
6) orson

But orson had other plans.
7) curfew

Curfew's 10:00, 11:00 on weekends.
8) lila

(mary alice) the first thing lila dash thought about
9) cappuccino

I am dying for a cappuccino. You want one?
10) niece

Bottom line--she is my niece, and she is not going anywhere.
11) sweetie

Oh, sweetie. You just had one,
12) murderer

We're trying to catch a murderer. I know, but before I get to the bottom of that,
13) graveyard

You don't wanna be in this scary graveyard after dark, do ya?
14) thug

Are you insane? Your thug tried to strangle him.
15) addendum

Actually, I have an addendum to that.
16) briefcase

I'll leave my briefcase at the office,
17) videotape

I have to get videotape for the camera. Oh, I got some old ones in the desk.
18) fudge

This calls for hot fudge sundaes.

1) detest

Understand this-- I detest you.
2) blackmail

I'm being blackmail by a man I'm starting to despise,
3) orson

Well, I hope so. Are you orson hodge?
4) unpack

Once I've unpack, I'll bring you my shirt so you can mend it.
5) apologize

I apologize for any ambiguity.
6) abandon

There's an abandon gas station
7) buckle

(whispers) my knees haven't buckle yet.
8) insist

So they insist on helping me.
9) threaten

I just... Kind of threaten to.
10) swear

But I swear to you, we may have our differences,
11) scent

They're scent. You wanna smell grape?
12) freak

Yeah, I'm a little freak out, too.
13) bounce

The way she bounce from relative to relative--
14) bump

(beep) bump his flight?
15) grab

Grabbed me by the throat, threw me to the ground
16) arrest

He can have me arrest.
17) screw

You kind of screw up my plans here, mike. Mike!
18) admit

I just wanted to make sure m.j. Was okay. (scoffs) why don't you just admit it?

1) luckily

Luckily for lila,
2) apparently

Yeah, apparently, they're not his either. Who's david dash?
3) definitely

David dash was definitely a patient there.
4) forever

Gosh, it feels like we've been driving forever.
5) previously

Previously on...
6) exactly

But that's not exactly from the versace virgin line.
7) alone

There's no way you're gonna end up alone. Bree prepared for divorce,
8) perhaps

♪ perhaps she'll die ♪
9) finally

(scoffs) and the teenager has finally arrived.
10) instead

Let susan and m.j. Go. Take me instead.
11) recently

There was a wedding recently
12) almost

Ah, we're almost there. Let's keep going.
13) actually

You know, insurance fraud is a serious crime. You would actually send your wife to prison?
14) kind

You kind of screwed up my plans here, mike. Mike!
15) inside

All right, I'll see you inside.
16) soon

I need to come in and see you as soon as possible.
17) enough

Well, apparently, not old enough.
18) later

Okay, I'll talk to you guys later.

1) fateful

That fateful morning was her husband dave.
2) parisian

A little? The man put chives in my parisian salad!
3) jealous

You're jealous.
4) immense

The immense pleasure of raising a family...
5) presbyterian

At fairview presbyterian church.
6) insane

Are you insane? Your thug tried to strangle him.
7) fascinating

I think you're the most fascinating woman
8) nervous

Are you nervous?
9) innocent

Because I took the life of an innocent, young boy,
10) loud

Your message came through loud and clear.
11) elegant

You're a beautiful, elegant, classy woman.
12) weird

Well, when they left, I just got a weird vibe from dave.
13) sad

(whispers) look sad.
14) sublime

The sublime joy of giving birth...
15) okay

That's okay.
16) proud

I'm so proud.
17) illegal

You doesn't have anything illegal on you. I do, but it's hidden.
18) virgin

But that's not exactly from the versace virgin line.

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