Name: My Two Young Men
Released: 2017-12-16
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) borscht

That's borscht. Borscht!
2) stroganoff

How will this conversation end? With beef stroganoff on my head?
3) whoo

(singsong voice) whoo-hoo! We did it!
4) dandelion

She had asthma, and it was dandelion season,
5) someplace

Dump the girl or move someplace where people don't gossip,
6) pari

I've always wanted to see pari. (chuckles)
7) orson

Don't you agree, orson?
8) digger

That woman is a... (russian accent) gold digger. There was a shocking announcement...
9) booze

(singsong voice) hello, ladies! Hide the booze.
10) sweetie

Sweetie, um...
11) speedo

Gaby, speedo season is a month away,
12) gutter

A gutter?
13) caramel

Well, I'd hate to see juanita on crack, so I'll buy one. Me, too. Do you have caramel?
14) antioxidant

Chocolate is filled with antioxidant,
15) sweetheart

Sure, sweetheart.
16) jingle

(strumming dissonant chords) (off-key) ♪ jingle bells ♪
17) angie

Been looking for angie for a long time,
18) disappointment

May hide a lifetime of disappointment.

1) peddle

Not like this quality processed sugar I am peddling today.
2) stab

Oh, please. You stab yourself and blamed mike,
3) beg

Me? Yeah. He beg me to introduce you.
4) behave

You have behave with the utmost dignity
5) owe

And you said you owe me one?
6) freak

Don't be freak out about the size.
7) warn

Fine. But I'm warn you,
8) scoop

Well, I'm the guy who scoop out all the-- yeah, yeah! I know what it is.
9) remind

Come on. Need I remind you of all the crap I've bought
10) steal

And had a couple of lesbians steal your thunder.
11) propose

You propose?
12) smell

Mmm! What smell so good?
13) bind

There was bound to be some sort of scene.
14) grab

And we grab it.
15) blame

Oh, please. You stabbed yourself and blame mike,
16) survive

Selling candy at an "i survive cancer" party?
17) belong

Hello? I have something that belong to you.
18) laugh

Beautiful and laugh at my jokes.

1) awfully

He's trying awfully hard to get close to bree.
2) technically

Which is technically a steroid--
3) incredibly

Incredibly smart,
4) barely

Preston barely knows you.
5) apparently

And apparently, she's cancer-free,
6) apart

What are you doing? We're--we're supposed to pull 'em apart,
7) indeed

What fun indeed. Now would you please give sam the guitar?
8) certainly

Well, he certainly handled that better than I expected.
9) previously

Previously on...
10) sometimes

Sometimes I think she's embarrassed
11) otherwise

Otherwise, juanita's gonna beat me.
12) especially

Oh, he especially loved music.
13) outside

'Cause I already saw some kids selling candy outside.
14) actually

I'm actually playing my dad's guitar.
15) soon

Your mom will be here soon. Don't worry.
16) enough

Why not? That skeleton's been kept in the closet long enough. No, I understand.
17) later

If you don't mind, I'll hug you later.
18) fast

You never think it's gonna go as fast as it does.

1) sedate

A daughter's sedate pose
2) indistinct

(indistinct conversations, laughter)
3) fraught

Well, it was a fraught situation.
4) unthinkable

In the face of unthinkable rudeness.
5) boundless

A son's sweet expression could conceal boundless rage.
6) stunned

Oh, an hour ago, and she was just as stunned as andrew,
7) devious

You are devious and evil,
8) unmarried

Having a couple of unmarried kids
9) embarrassed

Sometimes I think she's embarrassed
10) graceful

And so graceful.
11) busted

Susan delfino, you are so busted!
12) ashamed

I'm ashamed.
13) utmost

You have behaved with the utmost dignity
14) covert

(lowered voice) I know. We're on a covert lesbian mission. I'm sorry.
15) unreasonable

He's just being unreasonable. You're giving out my dad's stuff to a total stranger,
16) welcoming

And a welcoming embrace.
17) shocking

That woman is a... (russian accent) gold digger. There was a shocking announcement...
18) refreshing

That was more refreshing than taking a nap.

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