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00:36:11
Abbi Jacobson, Eric André, Nat Faxon
1915
Now, a cousin to caramel is nougat, which essentially is--
Pardon my language, but destiny is baloney!
Watch as a non-chump chump these chump.
Mustard, vinegar, anchovies? These are the ravings of fools.
and your hair smells like butterscotch, but you're wrong!
I don't know. Just leave your eggs on the nightstand and get out of there.
I do not need a sex talk from my stepmother.
Are you trying to say testicle?
Me? Ow. Meow. That's what cats say, right?
Nice likeness. Competent latticework.
Who needs a mother when you've got bridesmaid?
[Elfo] It's like they all have peppermint sticks up their asses.
[Elfo] Caramel can be a coating, a filling, or a candy unto itself.
but if I talk with confidence, you dope will believe anything I say.
Before today, we had neither riches nor magic.
[Superviso] Elfo! Kissy! No tummy touching!
Please, let me go on a crusade!
Great. I have to wear this crazy veil and pretend I'm a virgin?
[Pendergast] The footprint stop dead right here.
Mustard, vinegar, anchovies? These are the ravings of fools.
Ghosts are loser that got murdered.
groom-to-be, Prince Guysbert of Bentwood.
Don't worry. We'll make your cheek look nice and rosy.
Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it.
Man, I'm starving.
A shiny gold Zog to whoever seize the elf.
Anybody looks at her, they get their head chop off.
I would get rid of all the diseases plaguing mankind,
I beg you, sir. We are far too humble to receive praise.
All will be forgive as long as you obey the Jolly Code.
I think you'll be very pleased with the revise cake, Your Highness.
you are hereby curse from the deepest depths of the underworld!
[elf king] Elfo, I warn thee.
Keep the champagne chill.
I can't help it. You deserve praise.
and your hair smell like butterscotch, but you're wrong!
-This wedding is all mess up. -We've got to save the alliance.
I should've grab one of those gumdrops when they were hanging me.
How's it hang, Princess?
Silence! The delegation from Bentwood arrive any moment.
I'm suppose to be surrounded by people I like.
Ghosts are losers that got murder.
I mention because it was difficult for me with the tentacles.
See? It push all the mincemeat to the top of the pie.
we've decide the princess can still marry.
This suck. How much further?
♪ Listen to us whistle adorably ♪
♪ We drink all night, uncontrollably ♪
Moving down, sugar columns seem structurally sound.
-It's so incredibly good! -Now you've praised us too far.
you are hereby cursed from the deepest depths of the underworld!
Now, a cousin to caramel is nougat, which essentially is--
I wish I could go somewhere where people are miserable.
to have my mom back, obviously,
Yeah, look, you're stuck with me forever, so just take a deep breath and--
I had the dogs lick me clean twice.
You ever wish you could live in a place where people are really, truly happy?
How long is this gonna last? [shudders] I'm not exactly comfortable in a church.
Ooh! And make Elfo die alone.
Well, it took all day, but I finally got my winnings--
Then today, for one blessed second, we almost had both.
I'm actually hoping for death. Thanks, though.
It was sweet of you to wreck my wedding, but you're kind of slowing us down.
I'm actually hoping for death. Thanks, though.
Run, Elfo! Run far away!
Not so fast.
Let's make a future together.
You ever wish you could live in a place where people are really, truly happy?
Sure I can.
take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Our food is not flavorful,
And so the demonic binding begins.
I wish I could go somewhere where people are miserable.
Oh, I'll get you, wee elf!
Dearly beloved, as we stand here in this overly large building,
designed to make us feel small and inadequate,
Then today, for one blessed second, we almost had both.
we ask the invisible God we think is up there,
and all of a sudden, she gave me a right hook,
of a fabulous faraway kingdom. [sniffles]
This is delicious!
[Elfo] But it's like you do the slight thing here,
For the first time in my life, I feel completely calm and--
Make them both look like me. Then, get rid of one!
Now get up and make your dad proud, you drunk.
A weird ghost guy is attacking and complimenting me.
You're so sad. You're a sad little elf!
I think you'll be very pleased with the revised cake, Your Highness.
All this wedding hassle for a stupid political alliance?
Uh, I think I'm still alive. No, wait. Nevermind.
or It is even capable of things like watching over us...
Now get up and make your dad proud, you drunk.