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Oh, yeah, you women's libber really know how to party.
I apologize for his rudeness, ma'am.
Only weirdo and mutants join third parties.
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo.
Oh, crud, I knew there was something I meant to do today.
I'm a non-voting felon, thank you.
All I need is a wad of cash with a head wrapped around it.
we're appealing to your sense of decency.
Exit polls show evil underdog Richard Nixon trailing...
I'm announcing my candidacy for the presidency of Earth.
You've got real charisma from the neck down.
I am not a crook's head.
Ah, booze money.
when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
The jig's up, Nixon.
than I would my little cocker spaniel dog, Checkers.
to the brain slug planet.
The voters of Earth aren't the pea-brained idiots they were back in your time.
Nope. Not vaccinate, either.
I don't go anywhere without my mutate anthrax...
I apologize for his rudeness, ma'am.
I beg your pardon... 33 black.
And once I'm swept into office...
Cursed by his own hubris.
I remind you, you are under a truth-o-scope.
when he pledge not to go on a killing spree.
Yeah, you are. You stole my body!
How dare he run off with Richard Nixon.
Shaken, not stirred.
so I stayed home alone and got trash on Listerine.
the trap robots will be dead within 300 years.
They differ on some key issues.
We favor unreasonably huge subsidies...
but how else are we suppose to test cosmetics?
who appreciate the finer things:
I recognize you.
We favor unreasonably huge subsidies...
Ordinarily, I'd say no and lecture you...
Welcome aboard, brother!
Besides, it's not like one vote ever made a difference.
The plan is, basically, to pave over the area...
that nobody can be elected president more than twice.
At any rate, I certainly wouldn't harm the child.
The first robot president won by exactly one vote.
so I stayed home alone and got trashed on Listerine.
I'm finally richer than those snooty A. T.M. Machines.
But, quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said!
Okay, almost got it.
I think I'm actually starting to get interested in politics.
That dirty, double-crossing bastard!
doesn't go too far enough.
There's a political debate on. Quick, change the channel.
Thanks. I wouldn't mind losing a few pounds, though.
I say your three-cent titanium tax goes too far.
on jewelry and skintight pants.
Oh, expletive deleted.
Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president.
my constitutional right to bear doomsday devices?
Unthinkable!
Professor, when did you become so obsessed with voting?
But when a robotic Nixon is on the loose...
the question is-is vague.
Whoa, what an awful dream.
"If you saw delicious candy in the hands of a small child...
Now here's a party I can get excited about. Sign me up.
in the closet of presidential losers.
but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever.
except I can't get these damn bumper stickers off.
or some kind of weird mirror.
It's a sad and lonely life.
Course, it was tough love...
A good Republican body.