Name: A Tittin' and a Hairin'
Released: 2017-08-18
Cast: Taylor Schilling, Danielle Brooks, Taryn Manning

1) nah.

but you wouldn't know nothing about that, would you? Nah.
2) p.m.

You were on, but Kowalski said he was short a man for the 4:00 p.m.
3) grubber

All it means is you ain't a little grubber no more.
4) nubbin

- It's like a little nubbin. - That's nasty. That's nasty.
5) greeter

Partly 'cause it's her job to, like a Walmart greeter,
6) faggot

What, are you a faggot or something?
7) cheater

I've done the whole "guilty, whining, tortured cheater" thing,
8) molasses

You're slow as molasses, come on.
9) sprout

Brussels sprout, ugh, for real?
10) deliberation

which means after 16 hours of deliberation,
11) donut

There's a couple donut in there. I didn't know how else to sneak them in.
12) loon

Put this loon in Psych before she hurts someone.
13) koala

like they were glued onto his face like a koala, you know?
14) itch

I've had the same itch for three months straight!
15) fart

if throwing those fart bags into boiling water takes 10 minutes?
16) raman

There's a thong and six packets of ramen flavor
17) cellulose

You rub it like this to break down the cellulose structure.
18) treason

and they're trying to frame me for treason and for terrorism.

1) medicate

Why should that be medicate?
2) bestow

that you have bestow upon me.
3) infiltrate

- The NSA, it's been infiltrate. - What?
4) swirl

swirl together.
5) aspire

I aspire to put my hands on it and to inhale your hair.
6) swear

Get that shit to you tomorrow, I swear.
7) owe

Yeah, he gave it to me. He, uh, owe me one.
8) suspend

Services have been suspend indefinitely,
9) rub

You rub it like this to break down the cellulose structure.
10) warn

All right, ladies, you were warn. That's it. Work duty, now.
11) scream

Why the fuck is we scream?
12) steal

You steal these from work?
13) smell

it smell like freshly-baked gingerbread and my mother's rice pudding...
14) overcome

who have overcome great obstacles to be together,
15) invest

Yeah, well... I feel invest.
16) trace

They trace oil deposits or some shit to right underneath my house.
17) suppose

I suppose it could be whatever you want.
18) torture

I've done the whole "guilty, whining, torture cheater" thing,

1) awfully

but isn't it awfully soon to be committing?
2) indefinitely

Services have been suspended indefinitely,
3) freshly

it smells like freshly-baked gingerbread and my mother's rice pudding...
4) technically

'cause technically, you owe me.
5) sometime

You wanna hang out sometime? See a movie or something?
6) privately

Would you like to go speak privately?
7) literally

Okay, it's hard to avoid condescension when you're literally below me right now.
8) loud

It's probably better if you read it out loud,
9) partly

Partly 'cause it's her job to, like a Walmart greeter,
10) obviously

We're just different, obviously.
11) apparently

Yes, well, apparently, you weren't the only one.
12) definitely

Nah, it's definitely "normalicy."
13) twice

You mentioned that once or twice or 15 times, yes.
14) truly

but I would be truly honored to raise your daughter for you.
15) previously

at a previously agreed-upon location that works for all parties.
16) exactly

Yeah, exactly.
17) alone

Just leave me alone, okay?
18) perhaps

Perhaps that's because you're repressed.

1) uppity

It's all right, man. She probably a uppity bitch, anyhow.
2) bumbling

Listen, your first time... it's gonna be messy and bumbling and weird.
3) slanted

Yes, another slanted rhyme. Keep going.
4) ferocious

And I'm a ferocious, pissed-off, real mother,
5) agitated

Okay, you seem a little agitated right now.
6) assertive

You're just being assertive to your inmates like I taught you, right?
7) perverted

Take this perverted shit out of here.
8) disgusting

and sending me these horrible, disgusting letters...
9) respectable

So you think it's cool to bother a nice, respectable girl,
10) annoyed

One person here is very bossy, and I am very annoyed by her!
11) jealous

What? Don't be jealous 'cause I got a gold star.
12) fierce

but I'm craving ice cream, something fierce.
13) uncomfortable

and I'm really sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable
14) crowded

- [sighs] Ours is crowded. - So?
15) discreet

Then we'll arrange for a discreet hand-off at a specific time
16) insane

This is fucking insane.
17) relaxed

- Yeah, I'm relaxed. - Relax, baby.
18) unused

I'm appropriating unused materials and capitalizing.

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