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00:21:05
Ben Rappaport, Anisha Nagarajan, Diedrich Bader
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You used one of their gods as a backscratcher?
Okay, curveball coming.
I got dib on the big girl.
Let me guess. Turban outfitters?
Let me guess. Turban outfitter?
Mm, the big fella in the corner
Which one of these things won't give me the trot?
That's the God, Shiva. Destroyer, transformer.
- Shut up? - You drag me out on a bender,
The home stripper kit
the spork, hard-shelled taco, and the Beatles.
Maybe we could have brunch here.
the swimsuit issue, spring break,
- And you. - There are some pastries
No, that's Ganesh, the remover of obstacle.
to give you the affection that your wife
You're gonna stay seated for the Indian national anthem?
The herd have recovered,
and she overhear me order Jerry's drinks.
We revere the cow for the milk it provides.
We invent chess, geometry, and tandoori.
You insult my culture,
No, Charlie, the cow is decorate because it is sacred.
I mean, can't you just apologize
I swear, I don't know what to do
No, when I lean into you, I'm Todd.
Jerry, why are you mess with me, man?
Man, I dig the 'stache.
and you get me arrest. What is your problem?
you screw things up with my girlfriend,
The ghost of gay pride parade past?
- Shut up? - You drag me out on a bender,
Okay, Jerry, why don't we introduce you
and dishonor your family by getting divorce.
I appreciate what you guys did for me here.
"Sucks to be you."
and I accidentally flushed, so we gotta go now... Now.
or any advantage whatsoever.
Basically everything I've been trying to avoid
Charlie, you obviously took the complaints to heart.
- Crap like that? - Yeah, exactly.
It's so nice to finally meet you.
I look forward to showing you
So this incident was actually a blessing.
I kind of forgot who you were.
and I'll be there as soon as I can, all right?
Usually I don't introduce her
If I ever came to India, how long would it take you
Sure I did, buddy.
Well, at least I came clean. And what did I get?
And once she is my wife,
I always give them pinky's number.
the spork, hard-shelled tacos, and the Beatles.
Never thought about it like that.
to get your office presentable?
but the last time Jerry dropped by an office unannounced,
said I'm insensitive to Indian culture.
Todd, we have to get rid of this drunken tourist
of the culture is invaluable.
you were so anxious for me to meet?
See, that's the kind of obscure crap
Wow, I'm impressed.
Todd, we have to get rid of this drunken tourist
A little loud in the middle.
No, Charlie, the cow is decorated because it is sacred.
I run away and get drunk.
that damn kid ripping off my bike.
It's okay. I gave him pinky's number.
When the cow is alive, it can feed many people.
that I am superior to Todd in every way.
Well, if you knew a famous Indian,
When it is dead, it can only feed a few.