Name: Black & Blue
Released: 2018-09-08
Cast: Tom Kenny, David Herman, Sarah Chalke

1) smidge

Hook me up with a smidge of coke first? A dog's gonna drive, he should be alert.
2) oligarch

Russian oligarch Boris Badenov,
3) pothead

Yeah, my parents were pothead,
4) pubis

Oh, those white pubes. Looks like David Letterman's beard down there.
5) mobster

Dad, now we've got Russian mobster trading guns for argyle meth.
6) swastika

The rainbow is good, but not on a swastika, right?
7) geezer

This sounds like when you thought the geezer in the game room
8) thera

Dr. Larry says it's thera-flute-tic.
9) taint

I had Chris Pratt climbing up and down my taint,
10) motherfucker

Who's there? Oh, shit! [shouts] Drop the gun, motherfucker!
11) scallop

With all the shrimp, scallop, and lobster you could eat for $7.99.
12) drool

Made my hoo-ha drool like R. Kelly outside a Gymboree.
13) piccolo

My therapist says, and I quote, "Playing this piccolo
14) slime

They fed me some green slime and now my memory's gone.
15) belongings

All your belongings, Fitzgerald.
16) poodle

Yep, that's me, Feces the poodle. Woof woof.
17) flashback

[shouts] Fitz, nobody gives a shit about your flashback!
18) waffle

Shove it up your asshole, you goddamn twat waffle!

1) squint

They just squint, eat pigeons, and get their own Olympics.
2) urinate

and then instead, you urinate in my refrigerator.
3) kidnap

where an angry black thug has kidnap a police officer.
4) snort

I know you've been snort up all the contraband.
5) uncover

Chief, I've uncover a huge prostitution ring,
6) moonlight

Yeah, I moonlight as a green screen.
7) asshole

Robbie, you asshole, I said that joke to you on the way here,
8) swear

I swear to God I will kill every one of you motherfuckin' pigs!
9) owe

Because I owe you, okay?
10) emerge

Stunning allegations emerge that Officer Gerald Fitzgerald
11) leak

He's gotta go, which is why I leak his dashcam footage.
12) remind

Whenever a brick crashes through the window, it remind me of my mama.
13) steal

and you stole it.
14) mess

I pity the fool who mess with that guy.
15) screw

I've been saying it for weeks, this PTSD-bag screw up everything.
16) acquire

I've acquire this exclusive file photo that shows how incredibly menacing he is.
17) laugh

Why you laugh at me? I like to count.
18) investigate

Yeah, you already said-- Just stay in there investigating until, uh...

1) morbidly

It appears that a black Trump supporter has mounted a morbidly obese,
2) undercover

Hey, if I'm going undercover, I should wear a wire, right?
3) ironically

continue in the inbred, ironically named hick town of Paradise,
4) accidentally

I accidentally shot myself.
5) someday

Calm down, you'll get your mother's watch back, someday.
6) technically

Technically he just works the counter.
7) alongside

who I am proud to serve alongside,
8) incredibly

I've acquired this exclusive file photo that shows how incredibly menacing he is.
9) besides

Besides, you think we could afford to sell a real lobster for only $7.99?
10) overnight

Look, Gina, PTSD doesn't go away, overnight.
11) forever

to harvest seafood off the elderly, forever.
12) exactly

Gina, what exactly is the plan, here?
13) finally

I finally get an assignment.
14) behind

so I followed behind when they weren't looking.
15) instead

and then instead, you urinated in my refrigerator.
16) almost

Lobstoberfest is almost here... at Red Lobster.
17) outside

Why don't you power walk your fat ass outside and calm those protesters down?
18) kind

Well, it's kind of, like, if I asked you to tidy up my house

1) purty

Oh, you look so purty, Fifi.
2) menacing

I've acquired this exclusive file photo that shows how incredibly menacing he is.
3) unarmed

-[split personality] I was unarmed. -No, you pulled a gun on me.
4) senseless

of a senseless police shooting,
5) inbred

continue in the inbred, ironically named hick town of Paradise,
6) terrifying

Bullet, listen to me. I saw something terrifying.
7) disgusting

[shouts] That's disgusting!
8) obese

It appears that a black Trump supporter has mounted a morbidly obese,
9) undercover

A secret undercover mission to this nursing home.
10) embarrassing

Man, that was embarrassing. Ha ha!
11) unpleasant

It's one of the most unpleasant things I ever let you talk me into.
12) uncomfortable

You make me uncomfortable. You make me... very uncomfortable.
13) ridiculous

That's ridiculous. Now let's get down to business.
14) explosive

More on this explosive story, after these messages.
15) insane

That's insane. I shot myself.
16) rogue

where a rogue cop has just taken a black man hostage.
17) useless

He's as useless as a one-inch dildo. He doesn't even carry a gun.
18) entertaining

This is the most entertaining thing I've seen since The Good Wife finale.

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