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00:21:17
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
46
♪ Everyone has fingernail
with a meatball sandwich.
You know, Quagmire, I was thinking last night,
Hey, what can I get you fella?
Hey, look, even the bartender's low-def.
Who the hell do you think I am, sweetie?
The Borioles now lace a fong toad rip
Ask her if she remembers getting hit in the forehead
♪ I bet she never had a backstreet guy ♪
I might remember Charmese from a stag party in 1991.
Oh, menopause?
The alma mater of Fred Grandy,
I'm just warning you, you're in the splash zone.
Hey, should we go someplace else for dessert?
Sorry, pal, we already have an intense wheelchair guy.
I'm sorry my urine melted a hole through your toilet.
A rose for the gentleman?
to that Rite Aid where you brush your teeth.
And the Yew Nork Nankees have heaten
if I just weren't so super duper double gay.
I... I crave your groin.
If I tug on the rope twice, that means pull me out.
No, No, I'm gay, I swear!
I'm sorry my urine melt a hole through your toilet.
and I really owe you.
I've been poison,
and make each other's fingers smell terrible.
She's also mad 'cause I shook Stewie
The Borioles now lace a fong toad rip
but it's okay because they didn't get arrest
Yeah! Let's get wicked bomb!
and tell him I quit.
No, I got knife in the vagina one Christmas.
that all heavily favor the woman.
You lie to me, you son of a bitch.
if you divorce her,
Hey, should we go someplace else for dessert?
You should know that Mom has emotionally let you go.
They're supposedly putting an ice cream place
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Listen, Charmese, I was obviously very, very drunk.
Unfortunately, I can't have children.
If I tug on the rope twice, that means pull me out.
Absolutely. I'm right there with you on that one.
The penises, while tiny, are extremely efficient.
Hey, sometimes when daddies drive home drunk,
Yeah, finally a terrible Boston bar
if I just weren't so super duper double gay.
Geez, what the hell kind of stupid wallet is that, Joe?
they come from far away places,
Good. Now, what else?
No one's ever cared about me like that before.
...and at least try to make things work with Charmese.
I was gonna make you breakfast maybe once a week,
Quahog has some extremely draconian laws governing divorce
It's fun, Lois! It's whimsical!
No freaking way.
you had a pelvic exam?
♪ She's been living in her uptown world ♪
Um, I'm obsessed with Charmese.
Way better than that lame-ass college joint.
It's ridiculous!
(sobbing): Oh, this is awful.
Sorry, pal, we already have an intense wheelchair guy.
And can I plan your bridal golden shower?
Man, I bet they got fancy food up there at Harvard.
(sobbing): Oh, God, I'm so excited for gay sex.
That's brilliant, Quagmire.
Hey, sometimes when daddies drive home drunk,
and now he's walking weird.
Oh, yeah, I love eating food that's sad.
Geez, what the hell kind of stupid wallet is that, Joe?