You buy special cheese for a gerbil?

I want a murdered jogger's Discman.

Am I getting them? Am I getting the robber?

DISPATCHER: All units,

into a funny montage we show on birthdays.

Let's see if it looks bigger when I throw a Sprite at it.

Oh, great. Now I'm gonna go ahead and brood over a photo

♪ Girls on the jock ♪

They're trying to flush their stash!

and my online handmade lip balm business is really taking off.

Take the groceries out, we got start over.

Mom, can I go barehand raisins from the bulk aisle?

I'm the Terminator!

No way, he's just putting lipstick on a pig.

♪ Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle ♪

...that brain injuries are directly linked to dementia

we have a report of an armed robbery in progress.

That bastard's just getting famous by tricking people.

Yeah, I have to, he outrank me.

I'm done being blackmail by you.

'cause I Vicks Vapo'd my sack.

to laugh at penis poke through hole in cue card.

Wow. I guess I just got ground down by years

Like the designate Shriver.

You are violating all kinds of procedures!

Well, unless you'd rather I spill the beans to the chief

And with that, I hereby declare this hero cop open!

I'm gonna now shake this up

Yeah? Well, maybe I accidentally reveal

Suspect possibly armed.

Come on, Stewie, are you still hung up about

You're not suppose to be here.

Oh, I see. You need me to be the bad cop who kick all the ass

You lie to me!

I appreciate your modesty, but nice work.

I want a murder jogger's Discman.

You used to be this badass cop out there on the street,