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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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breadwinner and head of household.
I'm not a snitch, I just tell it like it is.
There's underpants in this house that need starching.
like Quagmire did.
and head on down to the juke joint.
as a result of lack of nourishment,
What's "knuckle-dunk"?
Dad, I overheard the fella talking.
I said put your duffel bag right there!
carnage, the sleepless nights--
Here, play with this discus and javelin.
on that never-gonna-last fad called television.
Me and my pals are going to Woodstock to smoke dope.
Along with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains.
your "three X's drawn on the jug" corn whiskey moonshine?
two assassination attempts,
and bran, the hard outer layers of cereal grain.
a girl "has a red scare in her Harry Truman"?
Dad, I overhear the fellas talking.
(stilted): This factory has been beset by women.
from three towns over who was accuse of all sorts of nonsense
(loudly): I am shout for some reason
and give our soldiers the respect they deserve.
Family Guy has survive 19 cancellations,
It's 1994, and the moon belong to Earth.
We can't afford this; you quit your job.
That's right, we trace our early family roots to Asia.
♪ I'm not suppose to be here ♪
invite you to watch Family Guy.
Hey, I just realize,
What? No son of mine is gonna be smoking dope.
♪ Locked in a cage ♪
and will now suddenly be replace by crude graphics.
your "three X's draw on the jug" corn whiskey moonshine?
We lost a lot of good men.
I spent our entire savings
Like-like it's funny to hit me so violently
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
seemingly with no self-awareness whatsoever.
seemingly with no self-awareness whatsoever.
but we were gradually climbing steel beams and ladders,
You can barely absorb any of it.
Besides, I won't be around to work.
♪ Or possibly Godfather II ♪
previously of Radio 5 news.
Leave us humans alone.
Or taking a swift boat deep into the jungle,
Instead of eating in another room and talking,
so the resistance wasn't quite as stiff.
They're kind of sharp.
and his transport should be getting in soon.
And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons.
Boy, these commercials go by fast.
We got some time before Elvis. Can we see what else is on?
is the incessant use of "Fortunate Son."
-There we go. -♪ A tale of a fateful trip... ♪
Why not, Dad? Is it any worse than your five Scotch breakfast?
I'm exhausted, and I miss my family.
Premiering in 1952 as a recurring sketch
Women in the workplace: hilarious or disturbing?
Come on, Donna, let's pick up some gizzards and fried skins
and will now suddenly be replaced by crude graphics.
Or taking a swift boat deep into the jungle,
That's why I'm so grateful I got here before you dropped acid
So I guess we have to get rid of the TV.
and he's pretty nervous.
It's natural to be curious.
(dramatic orchestra music playing)
Along with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains.
and bran, the hard outer layers of cereal grain.
and our one weird serrated spoon.
Yeah, just be careful with your collars on the way in.