Name: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) blowhole

- Dad, what's the blowhole for? - I'll tell you what it's not for, son.
2) onomatopoeia

All right, Mike. The word again is "onomatopoeia".
3) whoopee

all the tellers go 'Whoopee!"'
4) chicory

A little chicory perks up the taste of roasted coffee beans. It's a good thing.
5) oaf

Yes. I, too, applaud the oaf for finally showing initiative.
6) perk

Wait till you see all the perk we get.
7) cheater

Pack of cheater, they are. I love your tie.
8) moron

Look how happy those moron are.
9) lobbyist

Harvard lawyers, lobbyist, wisecracking leprechauns.
10) teflon

But El Dorado Cigarettes coated the inside of the house with a microfilm of Teflon,
11) microfilm

But El Dorado Cigarettes coated the inside of the house with a microfilm of Teflon,
12) stripper

But I'll tell you what's not funny. Killing stripper. Strippers are people, too.
13) liar

Aha! Liar. Tomorrow, my office, 9.30.
14) nicotine

He doesn't mean it. It's the lack of nicotine.
15) expectancy

It shortens life expectancy and pollutes our air.
16) puff

So Stewie had a puff. He's old enough to make his own decisions.
17) souvenir

Hold on to this. It'll be a souvenir of your first Major League game with your Dad.
18) bastard

Those bastard turned a whole generation of Americans into smokers

1) pervert

Not "ass", you pervert. Save it for the interns.
2) shove

You may have killed her when you shove all those dollar bills down her throat.
3) applaud

Yes. I, too, applaud the oaf for finally showing initiative.
4) beg

Oh, I beg to differ.
5) realise

They'll never realise we're using toys to get children addicted
6) terminate

After 23 years of faithful service, I've been terminate!
7) negotiate

Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate.
8) propose

I propose we send a message to tobacco companies
9) smell

- Mom! - Honey, your face smell fine.
10) bend

My baby is some kind of diabolical genius bent on world domination!
11) bet

You bet we did. Gentlemen, our new tobacco lobbyist is... that guy!
12) smoke

Baby Smokes-A-Lot?
13) treat

You shoulda seen the way they treat me. I've never gotten that respect before.
14) catch

There you are. I caught Stewie smoking. That cigarette company is evil.
15) exist

It'll be like she never exist. Grab ahold of yourself.
16) happen

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't know what happen.
17) guess

I don't get it. I could ride it to the store, I guess.
18) finish

- How did it go? - I'm not finish yet.

1) morally

You mean the way you've morally bankrupted America?
2) positively

"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
3) besides

Besides, there's no need to kill 'em. Most of them are already dead inside.
4) apparently

Yes. Apparently, causing cancer is this year's "hot button".
5) absolutely

Absolutely. One of the worst days I've seen in years.
6) exactly

That looks exactly like my old space.
7) perhaps

Perhaps I could help simulate the experience. Yum, yum, yum...
8) sometimes

Sometimes the business world's funny.
9) finally

Bravo, Lois. The last horse finally crosses the finish line.
10) instead

Instead of a smart guy, we should send a moron they can relate to.
11) actually

Actually, our lunch is here.
12) inside

Besides, there's no need to kill 'em. Most of them are already dead inside.
13) soon

Too soon?
14) enough

So Stewie had a puff. He's old enough to make his own decisions.
15) together

We haven't done anything together like this since we saw Mike Tyson get beat.
16) ever

My God! I shall cherish this for ever.
17) sure

Wow. The business world sure is funny.
18) less

- That's ridiculous. - Meg? Did you get less ugly?

1) indisputable

We have indisputable evidence that not only have you never been
2) diabolical

My baby is some kind of diabolical genius bent on world domination!
3) lewd

and showed me lewd pictures.
4) badass

Even Kenneth, the badass mail clerk with the heart of gold.
5) umbilical

For God's sakes, Lois, he's one. Cut the umbilical cord.
6) subliminal

with subliminal advertising.
7) overdue

God knows it was years overdue.
8) addicted

They'll never realise we're using toys to get children addicted
9) roasted

A little chicory perks up the taste of roasted coffee beans. It's a good thing.
10) lame

Please, Peter. Your excuses are lame than FDR's legs.
11) ridiculous

- That's ridiculous. - Meg? Did you get less ugly?
12) awful

- I hate this tie. - It's awful, it's gaudy, it's gotta go.
13) delicious

I take back all the bad things I said about them. The coffee is delicious, Martha.
14) incorrect

- Uh, C. - I'm sorry. That's incorrect.
15) loud

- That was just a loud yelping noise. - Jeez, Lois. I thought you'd be proud of me.
16) fancy

I want him to treat me like a deluxe one from Pottery Barn with the fancy straw.
17) stupid

Where are we going to find someone who's that stupid?
18) exciting

This is so exciting. Your father's first day as president.

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