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00:21:37
Kaitlin Olson, Sofia Black-D'Elia, Thomas Barbusca
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I'm sorry I'm not the expert drugger like you.
What is the problem, slugger?
- a fireman or a model or something? - No.
and you are a moron, Sabrina.
Oh, no, I'm okay. You know, booze and power tools.
Come on, do you have any other toxin
There we go. The first dilution
I'm just a big, fat, no-talent loser.
an experienced jockey riding that horse.
- Oh! - You jerk.
not blow her gut out.
I'm just trying to fake morning sickness,
Great, then he can take 'em. How 'bout that?
Ugh. What the heck is going on up there?
My goodness.
- And the no sleeping and the diaper. - I get it. Hey, hey, yes...
And, like, you're super freakin' chill and, like,
My nipples are like old chewing gum.
never have unprotect sex.
The pill revolutionize everything for women.
Oh, no, no. Nope, you squish it,
and I've been slack off.
lure me into her honey trap.
He's not getting his balls chop off, Jimmy, okay?
abandon child in the world.
by getting "accidentally" knock up.
but I get how it feels to be reject.
Women have trap men since the dawn of time
I miss the days girls were blast me in the junk.
It destroy your body and causes crazy mood swings.
And how am I suppose to make anything good
Problem solve.
I've had it done a couple times and reverse, so...
but they all treat me like I had freakin' AIDS.
and Steffi boot my nuts into my throat.
Because I get it, condoms suck.
by getting "accidentally" knocked up.
Normally I'm, huh, on top of it
- Oh, yeah, absolutely. - Thanks.
Yeah, super thoughtful, but you know what?
Mm-hmm. You could also actually knock.
It kind of feels like it's your department now.
Probably tire themselves out pretty soon.
Yeah, that's the same thing, though.
Honey, as far as I'm concerned,
I have ever met in my life.
I can't have kids... I can always adopt.
- It allowed us to... - You never worked a day
It looks good to me, too.
Yeah, of course.
I went down to the free clinic
Yeah, why are you even here?
so as long as you're using condoms, I'm cool.
All right, the point is, uh,
I think it should be me who carries out this despicable act.
Okay, that's ignorant and insensitive,
You're jealous.
Okay, that's ignorant and insensitive,
Well, this is shocking.
Yeah, now I just feel depressed.
As you can see, we are shocked, okay,
What are you, insane?
Oh, my God, you are the dumb smart person
Just be grateful you get to listen.
Why do you all of a sudden care what...?
Chip, you don't have to be so nervous.
Look what I got online, a bunch of fake pregnancy tests.
No, you're acting weird.
All the girls at my school are stupid trolls!
Cool like "acceptable."
Yeah, it's okay. I... I do this.
Oh, gross, dude. Know your audience.