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The Simpsons » Season 22 » Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life

00:22:03

Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

149

Words to remember

Nouns

1) bedpost

My bedpost smooshes
2) oof

Whoa-aah! Oof!
3) schoolwork

Well, um, I was looking through Mom's old schoolwork,
4) turd

And you'll crack like one of those chicken turd
5) spurt

Are you sure? He's having a growth spurt.
6) dentures

They're dentures!
7) imaginable

We have every facility imaginable,
8) distraction

of all of my distraction, diversions,
9) sweetie

Nothing, sweetie, nothing.
10) sucker

this box sucker didn't beat me up.
11) insult

That's an insult to me and the rest of the inchworms.
12) saxophone

That's odd. Lisa just threw her saxophone out the window.
13) pelican

"Sorry about those million dead pelican."
14) diversion

of all of my distractions, diversion,
15) grind

♪ Feeling the grind, up go the hammers ♪
16) bro

'Sup, bro?
17) porch

and stick you on the front porch every Halloween.
18) refuge

Cloisters Academy is a refuge for quiet learning.

Verbs

1) wast

You won't even hear the punch that wast you.
2) tempt

Over the years, I've sure been tempt
3) admire

Mom, I admire everything you do.
4) insist

Lisa, honey, I insist.
5) warn

I warn you about interacting with students.
6) authorize

but she authorize me to say goodnight for her.
7) punch

you punch really good!
8) invest

So, by the power invest in me
9) suppose

Lord Buddha, I know I'm not suppose to want stuff,
10) appreciate

People appreciate that.
11) publish

Real publish.
12) throw

That's odd. Lisa just threw her saxophone out the window.
13) teach

I only teach you.
14) decide

and upon further reflection, I have decide to offer you
15) discover

I discover that if I sat in the kitchen,
16) ride

Ninth grade, tenth grade, still riding the A-Train.
17) grow

This is the neighborhood where I grew up!
18) happen

Maggie, something happen to Mom,

Adverbs

1) intentionally

You'll really love the intentionally scarce
2) someday

Someday when I'm a grownup, maybe I'll go back
3) besides

And besides, you were willing to do all this
4) forever

Hey, those memories are forever.
5) extremely

I lead the team in E.R.A.: Extremely Right Answers.
6) indeed

Oh, indeed. Your mother was as fine a student as you.
7) outside

Homer, Lisa, could you please step outside?
8) actually

Did you get that the pony was actually me?
9) inside

You can't tell what's inside!
10) enough

But it's not good enough, is it?
11) later

Sooner or later, everyone meets their Homer.
12) far

Too bad you keep it so far away.
13) else

it would have been someone or something else.
14) ever

No child of mine will go without anything, ever!
15) sure

Over the years, I've sure been tempted
16) always

I'm sure you understand things can't always go your way,
17) hard

I'll study so hard, I'll make the old me look like Bart!
18) never

I've never seen stores like these before.

Adjectives

1) embarrassed

I'm not cheap, baby, I'm embarrassed to be seen with you.
2) scarce

You'll really love the intentionally scarce
3) ninth

Ninth grade, tenth grade, still riding the A-Train.
4) upset

What's wrong, sweetie? You seem upset.
5) rid

Okay, I've gotten rid
6) frozen

Yes, but they sold a bunch off to that frozen yogurt chain.
7) drunk

♪ And I'll get drunk in the li'bry! ♪
8) incredible

It's just a series of incredible coincidences.
9) weird

That would be one weird-looking kid.
10) odd

That's odd. Lisa just threw her saxophone out the window.
11) sad

Dad, I think Maggie's just sad
12) tough

Ha! You're not so tough now.
13) stupid

I'll buy ten more gallons of their stupid gas.
14) quiet

Cloisters Academy is a refuge for quiet learning.
15) ancient

Oh, that's ancient history.
16) amazing

Mom, these grades are amazing.
17) sweet

I now pronounce you sweet dreams.
18) smart

You think you're so smart, don't you, Simpson?

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